Doesn't send invites fast enough

<3

sucks at phas :(

Plays games without me, SMH my head

So let me get this straight. This inbred actually goes and spends money on I s h i t you n o t

"BUSINESS TOUR: ONLINE MULTIPLAYER BOARD GAME"

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"oh dude dont even worry it's just $5'

please burn

"Just some lame @ss dude who cant play games"

This is more true than you might at first think. Although "Slimy_Stick" appears to be making a satirical comment, it is in fact a true statement. This player is not, at all, skilled, in any way, shape or form - in fact, they are so bad that I feel the need to write an essay, of several paragraphs length, detailing why.

I first met this player approximately a year ago, although I did not begin playing games with them until recently. This, unfortunately, was one of the worst mistakes I ever made in my entire life. I have a pretty enjoyable life. It was average at worst, and great at best. However, almost the exact moment, and I stress MOMENT I began to play with Slimy_Stick, I immediately got AIDS, Hepatitus A and B, Lymphatic Disease, Rhymes, Ebola, Feline Herpes, Hemorrhoids, Type 1 and 2 Diabetes, and Small Willie Syndrome. Slimy_Stick ruined my life, and now I intend to ruin theirs, by exposing what they did to me in Primary School.

Back when I was 9, or around Year 3, Slimy_Stick was - up until now, unaquainted with me. I didn't know who they were, and I didnt know Slimy_Stick was the perpetrator of this incident until I spoke to them recently.

They took me to the changing room near the swimming pool, and asked me to strip off all of my clothes. I, being the curious 9-year-old I was, asked "Why?" They replied; "Daddy does this to me all the time" and then proceeded to assault me in ways I shall not detail. This lasted for hours until we were discovered by another student. I tried to tell the teachers, my parents, anyone who would listen, but alas, there was nobody who would believe what had happened. To this day, nobody but me, and Slimy_Stick, and perhaps that poor child who walked in on it, have any idea of what happened in that changing room. I.. honestly wish this wasn't the case. I wish someone had believed me. It's too late now anyway. The damage has done, and I have relapsed into my carnal depression. Tonight, I end it all. It's all thanks to Slimy_Stick.

Really good at cs go

+rep

He's so cool