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Malnourished Gamer 30 Jul, 2024 @ 4:32pm 
the universe... what a concept
Malnourished Gamer 18 Nov, 2023 @ 8:05pm 
CHOMPRRY TO DELECTABREAK THE JERK HERE DELECTABUT I KNOUGAT THIS GUY IRL. HE'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥ INSANE ON CLUBPENGUINDULGE BUT HE'S ALSO CHOCOT SATISLIKE NOUGATWENTY LEVEL 100+ ON WOW AND HADELECTABLE A BARUNCH OF NOUGATIER 3 SATISLEVEL 60S ON SATISNOSTALRIUS. HE'S A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SATISICK GAMERLICIOUS, HE CANUT SATISTAY UP FOR NO EXAGGERATION 72 HOURS STRAIGHT PLAYING. HE IS ALSO SATISFORTUNATE CARAMENOUGH THAT HIS UNCLE IS FRANK SATISFRITZ FROM THE SCHOW AMERICANOUGAT PICKERS. SO HE'S ALWAYS PLAYEAT NOUGAROUND WITH SATISOME OLD NOUGATOY OR RETRO GAMEAT CHOCONSOLE OR VINTAGE CARSISFACTION. LUCKY INDULDUDE
Fargoth 7 Oct, 2022 @ 11:28pm 
Ur dad
Raze 19 Aug, 2022 @ 9:10am 
Watchu grillin bro?
Bullet Proof Monk Looking @ Beer 7 Apr, 2022 @ 5:01pm 
We need some
Action!
If we wanna take our love away from here
We need a
Living passion, to believe in
Burning hearts and a brand new feeling
Action!
If we're gonna Blake it like a true survivor
Raze 17 Jul, 2020 @ 9:09pm 
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Beanie 24 May, 2020 @ 6:07pm 
The sun is a wondrous body, like a magnificent father! If only I could be so grossly incandescent!
Beanie 21 Feb, 2019 @ 3:25pm 
mad milk*(It's banned in every 6v6 league, as it is generally believed that, if it was allowed, midfights would come down to whichever team managed to get the most lucky with the mad milk throws would win the mid. Since the majority of kills a scout will be getting are with his scattergun in both 6's and highlander and the very good utility the mad milk provides, I'm leaning towards better than stock with this one, but I'm not 100% certain on this.)
Beanie 13 Nov, 2018 @ 1:59pm 
LOL? Kid you're using 4 legendary pokemon in your team, bet you didn't even breed them did you ♥♥♥♥in scrub? Kadabra would get 1 psychic'd by Jynx and blastoise wouldn't last half a solarbeam kid you're a joke. Rock slide > the rest of your pokemon apart from mewtwo who would get ♥♥♥♥ed up with one earthquake. You wouldn't put a dent in my♥♥♥♥♥♥dog.
Bullet Proof Monk Looking @ Beer 21 Oct, 2018 @ 7:35pm 
Is your behavior objectionable, but you are tired of expressing in words that you're not going to change? If so, these glasses are for you. They are too short to reach my ears comfortably. But who cares? Wearing them around would imply that you want everyone to "deal with it," all of the time which diminishes the power of their dramatic statement. I recommend carrying them around in your pocket to take out and put on at those moments when you really want others to know how much you don't care about their objections to your behavior. Not going to hand in your homework today? Put these glasses on, and your teacher will get the message. You're not the "homework doing" type and she'll just have to "deal with it." When he bugs you about it, its time to whip out your Deal With It Glasses once again. I never leave home without my "bad girl" attitude, so why would I ever leave these glasses behind? Answer: Trick question; I wouldn't.
༺Constable♂Creampie༻ 21 Aug, 2018 @ 7:43pm 
After 30 minutes of gameplay i closed the game.
Now i open it, select my character, select start option and nothing happens.
The game do not start.
The problem happen with all character in Load Game or New Game mode.
Bullet Proof Monk Looking @ Beer 3 Jul, 2018 @ 2:34pm 
Only 90s kids will remember. Only 90s kids will ever remember. 90s kids remember everything. They remember the birth of the universe. They remember humanity's greatest downfalls. They remember things that have not happened, things that might never happen. They can see the death of everything. All of these vivid memories will haunt them forever. Will the 90s kids ever be able to forget?
Raze 25 Apr, 2018 @ 8:17am 
Spirit blaker
Beanie 5 Apr, 2018 @ 12:26pm 
Dicknose
Bullet Proof Monk Looking @ Beer 29 Mar, 2018 @ 12:47pm 
look who laughing now not you
Bullet Proof Monk Looking @ Beer 27 Mar, 2018 @ 12:25am 
this game doesnt work for me and i have alienware computer
Beanie 8 Feb, 2018 @ 12:47am 
LOL? Kid you're using 4 legendary pokemon in your team, bet you didn't even breed them did you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ scrub? Kadabra would get 1 psychic'd by Jynx and blastoise wouldn't last half a solarbeam kid you're a joke. Rock slide > the rest of your pokemon apart from mewtwo who would get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up with one earthquake. You wouldn't put a dent in my ♥♥♥♥ dog.
Bullet Proof Monk Looking @ Beer 27 Dec, 2017 @ 4:18pm 
you nwah
Beanie 26 Oct, 2017 @ 10:23pm 
pene
༺Constable♂Creampie༻ 2 Oct, 2017 @ 3:44am 
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༺Constable♂Creampie༻ 2 Sep, 2017 @ 9:48pm 
FELIPE,CAMIOGARA,COLEGAS
Y ACOMPAÑANTES,QUE DIOS LOS BENDIGA,
UNA PENA , INSOSPECHADA,POR
LA TRAGEDIA,UNA GRAN PENA,
Yui-metal 15 Aug, 2017 @ 12:07pm 
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A Real Human 2 Aug, 2017 @ 6:23pm 
;_;
A Real Human 2 Aug, 2017 @ 4:51pm 
ur the nerd :2016imnotcrying:
Bullet Proof Monk Looking @ Beer 24 Jul, 2017 @ 10:09pm 
cockadickle doo rise and shine
Raze 16 Jul, 2017 @ 5:36pm 
Are you some sort of Pokemon? xd
༺Constable♂Creampie༻ 2 Jun, 2017 @ 3:21pm 
Just got back from seeing BAYWATCH with my crew. We roll pretty deep and let me tell you, not a dry seat in the house. The piss was intense. Piss dripping out the seats, piss flowing down the aisles, piss in the popcorn. Piss jets in every direction. I actually ♥♥♥♥ myself three times, I told the door monkey and he was like "Aww here goes" and we fist bumped. It was all a good vibe. Great night out and if you roll with a chill crew and not a bunch of permavirgin goobers then you'll have a wicked sick time. SLAYED.
Bullet Proof Monk Looking @ Beer 1 Jun, 2017 @ 10:52am 
Pours lightly hazy golden orange color with a nice 3 finger dense off white head with fantastic retention, that reduces to a nice cap that lasts. Thick soapy lacing clings to the glass. Aromas of big pineapple, mango, lemon zest, orange rind, herbal, floral, pine, grass, and earthy spiciness. Excellent aromas with great balance and hop complexity. Taste of big grapefruit, orange rind, pineapple, herbal, floral, pine, and earthy spiciness. Good amount of floral bitterness on the finish; with lingering notes of citrus, pineapple, herbal, pine, floral, and earthy spiciness on the finish for a good bit. Great balance and complexity of hop flavors; with a nice bitterness/sweetness balance as well. No cloying flavors on the finish at all. Medium carbonation and body; with a fairly creamy and sticky mouthfeel that is nice. Alcohol is very well hidden with nearly zero warming noticed after the finish. Overall this is a fantastic IPA!
Beanie 17 May, 2017 @ 4:21pm 
Penis
Malnourished Gamer 11 Apr, 2017 @ 12:22am 
Sorry to break the jerk here but I know this guy irl. He's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane on ClubPenguin but he's also got like twenty level 100+ on WoW and had a bunch of Tier 3 level 60s on Nostalrius. He's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick gamer, he can stay up for no exaggeration 72 hours straight playing. He is also fortunate enough that his uncle is Frank Fritz from the show American Pickers. So he's always playing around with some old toy or retro gaming console or vintage cars. Lucky dude
Bullet Proof Monk Looking @ Beer 19 Mar, 2017 @ 12:33am 
Why certainly sir
Malnourished Gamer 7 Nov, 2016 @ 2:21am 
Soups on baby! - Gary the hot soup
༺Constable♂Creampie༻ 2 Nov, 2016 @ 10:20pm 
I Literally Just Asked If You Were Paying Cash Or Credit Not For The History Of The Federal Reserve And How Money Isn't Real There's A Line Waiting For You Buddy
Bullet Proof Monk Looking @ Beer 11 Oct, 2016 @ 1:04pm 
Your going to shovel your ♥♥♥♥ and eat it for the next ten thousand years because your on repeat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. And you cant do a damn thing about it
Malnourished Gamer 26 Sep, 2016 @ 9:10pm 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you  sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
༺Constable♂Creampie༻ 25 Sep, 2016 @ 5:40pm 
You took my comment and are using it as a "copy pasta" in order to garner likes for yourself? Real cool guy you are man. Trying to fill the void in your life with "likes" on a stolen comment. Bravo ♥♥♥♥♥♥, shut the ♥♥♥♥ off.
Bullet Proof Monk Looking @ Beer 18 Sep, 2016 @ 12:45pm 
Suck my individualism while I cause that suicide
Beanie 19 Jul, 2016 @ 1:09am 
I saw that picture and I died
Beanie 14 Jul, 2016 @ 3:38pm 
ok
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bannarchist 24 Jun, 2016 @ 10:06pm 
Lol
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Kat Latze 11 Jun, 2016 @ 12:23pm 
OMG I wish it was a real SNES port somehow but ohwell lol. It's a nice touch. I've had a great time playing Hyper Light. Still haven't quite beaten it, waiting for school to end...
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bannarchist 26 Jan, 2016 @ 10:30pm 
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The sophisticated bong ripper. 14 Jan, 2016 @ 2:59am 
wait zelda was the hero in the game right? like zelda, him and mario with thier trusty dinosuar luigi, have to save the triforce from golem, use the rings of power to defeat darth sidius who stole gandalf from the chosen one sonic. The second movie they have to take the tardis from the one who's name cannot be said in narnia to save the lion yoshi from death. because yoshi the lion has to save the new hero luke, who needs the master sword to defeat his brother zelda in a death match set up by tails, but the hutt leader yoda stops it before it could happen by using a fireball on luigi to stop the time paradox. that scene was just in the anime tho, i mean it was nice for warner bros to make the anime from the books, my issue was they didnt do luigis backstory enough, i mean he is a sith lord and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dragon who guards gold and treasure in a volcano after all.
Beanie 5 Nov, 2015 @ 10:17pm 
Penis
Bullet Proof Monk Looking @ Beer 19 Jul, 2015 @ 11:09pm 
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Beanie 18 Jul, 2015 @ 1:33pm 
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Bullet Proof Monk Looking @ Beer 14 Jul, 2015 @ 11:38pm 
I want to tell Thank you valve for this perfect low priority system. Its so amazing when you pick support, support on lane and someone pik necro and coming necrophos to farm ancients. I hate this peoples and just clocked ancients spot. He buy a lot of couriers and start feed them. And he report me. Now I'm on low priority and cant report him for this feed. I love so much this system