The thought process for eating snails was likely a struggling farmer who had snails eating his crops and went full, "You eat my food, I eat you."

𝐒𝐢𝐫, I am your professional numismatist. Here is your 𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐲’𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
Upon careful examination, your specimen exhibits a pronounced blue hue consistent with advanced copper oxidation processes from ancient civilizations.

𝐒𝐢𝐫, this is a 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 that chemically evolved state of equilibrium producing subatomic particle mending properties fused into a singular metallic memory.
Sir can you listen the subtle resonance coming from the penny? If you focus… may you hear the coin speak?

I'd like some DLC
But Some Banger
Man u can't Imagine
I have shots in mind tho
My complexity is above average
Bro I'm craving to play
Hit some madness bro
the shots I've hitted...
where all not expected

Huge shoutouts to this guy over here

Fckin W person