I’m not allowed back in church after god caught me hotboxing the confessional booth ✊✊💨 I told him “god, if you don’t want me smoking weed, then why the hell did you make this ♥♥♥♥ so dank???”👀👀 god paused for a sec, looked me dead in the eye, and said “my son, im not mad at you for blazing it…I’m mad at you for not passing that ♥♥♥♥!!”🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌🙌 lololol 🍁🍁 send 2 420 ppl or U will never smoke kush again !!!!!!!!!!!!

I may be a 🎅 white 🏳nationalist 👏 but If 😏 I see 😘 a fine 💯 ass 🍑black 🙊 girl 😍 my bloodline 💦💦 bout to 😘 become 🍗 an unemployment line🔫

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