once upon a time in a kingdom far far away the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl and throughout the land everyone was happy until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night desperate they sought the help of a fairy godmother who had them lock the young princess away in a tower there to await the kiss of the handsome prince charming it was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert travelling for many days and nights risking life and limb to reach the dragons keep for he was the bravest and most handsome in all the land and it was destiny that his kiss would break the dreaded curse he alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the princesss chambers cross the room to her sleeping silhouette pull back the gossamer curtains to find her what princess fiona no oh thank heavens where is she shes on her honeymoon honeymoon with whom shes on her honeymoon honeymoon with whom so she said whats the problem baby whats the problem i dont know well maybe im in love think about it every time i think bout it cant stop thinking bout it how much longer will it take to cure this just to cure it cause i cant ignore it if its love love makes me wanna turn around and face me but i dont know nothing bout love oh come on come on turn a little faster come on come on the world will follow after come on come on everybodys after love so i said im a snowball running running down into this spring thats coming all this love melting under blue skies belting out sunlight shimmering love well baby i surrender to the strawberry ice cream never ever end of all this love well i didnt mean to do it but theres no escaping your love these lines of lightning mean were never alone never alone no no come on come on jump a little higher come on come on if you feel a little lighter come on come on we were once upon a time in love hyah were accidentally in love accidentally in love accidentally in love accidentally in love accidentally in love accidentally in love accidentally in love accidentally im in love im in love im in love im in love im in love im in love accidentally in love im in love im in love lts so good to be home just you and me and two can be as bad as one donkey shrek fiona arent you two a sight for sore eyes give us a hug shrek you old love machine and look at you mrs shrek how bout a side of sugar for the steed donkey what are you doing here taking care of your love nest for you oh you mean like sorting the mail and watering the plants yeah and feeding the fish l dont have any fish you do now l call that one shrek and the other fiona that shrek is a rascally devil get your look at the time l guess youd better be going dont you want to tell me about your trip or how about a game of parcheesi actually donkey shouldnt you be getting home to dragon oh yeah that l dont know shes been all moody and stuff lately l thought ld move in with you you know were always happy to see you donkey but fiona and l are married now we need a little time you know to be together just with each other alone say no more you dont have to worry about a thing l will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you donkey yes roomie youre bothering me oh ok all right cool l guess me and pinocchio was going to catch a tournament anyway so maybe lll see yall sunday for a barbecue or something hell be fine now where were we oh l think l remember donkey l know l know alone lm going lm going what do you want me to tell these other guys enough reggie dearest princess fiona you are hereby summoned to the kingdom of far far away for a royal ball in celebration of your marriage at which time the king will bestow his royal blessing upon you and your uh prince charming love the king and queen of far far away aka mom and dad mom and dad prince charming royal ball can l come were not going what l mean dont you think they might be a bit shocked to see you like this well they might be a bit surprised but theyre my parents shrek they love me and dont worry theyll love you too yeah right somehow l dont think lll be welcome at the country club stop it theyre not like that how do you explain sergeant pompous and the fancy pants club band oh come on you could at least give them a chance to do what sharpen their pitchforks no they just want to give you their blessing oh great now l need their blessing lf you want to be a part of this family yes who says l want to be part of this family you did when you married me well theres some fine print for you so thats it you wont come trust me lts a bad idea we are not going and thats final come on we dont want to hit traffic dont worry well take care of everything hey wait for me oof hit it move em on head em up head em up move em on head em up rawhide move em on head em up move em on move em on head em up rawhide ride em up move em on head em up move em on rawhide knock em out pound em dead make em tea buy em drinks meet their mamas milk em hard rawhide yeehaw are we there yet no are we there yet not yet ok are we there yet no are we there yet no are we there yet yes really no are we there yet no are we there yet we are not are we there yet no are we there yet thats not funny thats really immature this is why nobody likes ogres your loss lm gonna just stop talking finally this is taking forever shrek theres no inflight movie or nothing the kingdom of far far away donkey thats where were going far far away all right all right l get it lm just so darn bored well find a way to entertain yourself for five minutes could you not be yourself for five minutes are we there yet yes oh finally wow lts going to be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on hey goodlooking well be back to pick you up later gotta make a move to a town thats right for me we are definitely not in the swamp anymore halt well i talk about it talk about it talk about it talk about it hey everyone look talk about talk about movin hey ladies nice day for a parade huh you working that hat swimming pools movie stars announcing the longawaited return of the beautiful princess fiona and her new husband well this is it this is it this is it this is it uh why dont you guys go ahead lll park the car so you still think this was a good idea of course look mom and dad look happy to see us who on earth are they l think thats our little girl thats not little thats a really big problem wasnt she supposed to kiss prince charming and break the spell well hes no prince charming but they do look happy now we came we saw them now lets go before they light the torches theyre my parents hello they locked you in a tower that was for my own good heres our chance lets go back inside and pretend were not home harold we have to be quick while theyre not looking we can make a run for it shrek stop it everythings gonna be a disaster there is no way you can do this l really really dont want to be here mom dad ld like you to meet my husband shrek well um lts easy to see where fiona gets her good looks from excuse me better out than in l always say eh fiona thats good l guess not what do you mean not on the list dont tell me you dont know who l am what do you mean not on the list.... cri