If you're reading this, you're already bottom fragging.
I don’t tilt. I enlighten. Loudly.
IGL by force, entry by rage, dead by round 2.
You flash me? Reported.
You don’t call mid push? Reported.
You speak when I’m clutching? Permamuted.
I don’t make mistakes — I make examples.

Top frag or top blame. Either way, I win.