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ph!l 22 Dec, 2025 @ 7:43am 
            :first_star:
            :menhera_green:
         :crtstar::thisisawesome::crtstar:
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      :crtstar::menhera_green::thisisawesome::menhera_green::crtstar:
      :menhera_green::seeingred::cleanup::seeingred::menhera_green:
   :crtstar::cleanup::thisisawesome::cleanup::thisisawesome::cleanup::crtstar:
   :menhera_green::boxball::cleanup::seeingred::cleanup::boxball::menhera_green:
            :darkcrystal:

Happy holidays Bigdrinks, wishing
you nothing but the best for 2026! :lifehope:
Alex 17 Oct, 2025 @ 5:08am 
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annie may 24 Aug, 2025 @ 9:33am 
🅱️ig🅱️inks
76561199544046619 31 Jul, 2025 @ 5:50pm 
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ph!l 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:42pm 
            :diamondstar:
            :cleanup:
         :mbspark::cleanup::mbspark:
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            :lacola:
Happy Holidays my friend!
Wishing you an awesome 2025!
꧁༺₦Ї₦ℑ₳༻꧂ 17 May, 2024 @ 4:37am 
═══════════ 🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱═════════════
🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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76561199545772762 30 Apr, 2024 @ 12:10am 
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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ph!l 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:58am 
:ussr_leader::ussr_leader::ussr_leader::surprisedstar::ussr_leader::ussr_leader::ussr_leader:
:ussr_leader::ussr_leader::rocket_launch::metalball::golden_bullet::ussr_leader::ussr_leader:
:ussr_leader::ussr_leader::rocket_launch::2016trophy::golden_bullet::ussr_leader::ussr_leader:
:ussr_leader::rocket_launch::metalball::2016trophy::metalball::golden_bullet::ussr_leader:
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:ussr_leader::ussr_leader::ussr_leader::2016trophy::ussr_leader::ussr_leader::ussr_leader:
Wishing you and your family nothing
but the best this festive season :lifehope:
ph!l 22 Dec, 2022 @ 10:51am 
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:whfstar::poisonblast::whfstar::bbl::whfstar::poisonblast::whfstar:
:bbkey::bbkey::bbkey::2016trophy::bbkey::bbkey:
Hey Bigdrinks, Happy Holidays
and all the best for 2023!
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Gnolls are metal af 18 Jun, 2022 @ 3:44am 
OH hey, I also just did some background checks. Seems like I won't have to go out of my way to get Pasta banned from the MvM events since he's with tacobot and already on the ban list :fhappy:

You just defended one of MvM's Nazis
Gnolls are metal af 18 Jun, 2022 @ 3:42am 
-rep below average teammate who opted to keep a bigoted teammate who threw the game twice while spamming slurs in chat.
ph!l 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:15am 
            :diamondstar:
            :mucha:
         :diamondstar::ATEM::diamondstar:
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:diamondstar::ATEM::mucha::ATEM::mucha::ATEM::mucha::ATEM::diamondstar:
            :darkred:
𝑀𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑦 𝐶ℎ𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑚𝑎𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑛𝑑
𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑠. 𝑊𝑖𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢
𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟 2022.
𓁨 ifkdrgns 4 Aug, 2021 @ 5:17am 
I just downvoted your comment.

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Cheers
ph!l 16 Dec, 2020 @ 5:11am 
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀:The_Parachute:
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⠀⠀⠀⠀:happyelf:⠀⠀⠀⠀:The_Parachute:
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀:clementineelf:

Wishing you a peaceful
holiday and smooth
sailing through 2021 :kb2_heart:
Simo Häyhä The White Death 13 Jul, 2020 @ 4:51am 
I thought he had autism but he didn't add me back so he seems pretty neurotypical to me
MEGAMACHINE 13 May, 2020 @ 5:04pm 
hond
ph!l 18 Dec, 2019 @ 2:28pm 
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Wishing you an awesome festive season and all the best for 2020 my friend :grwheart:
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𓁨 ifkdrgns 18 Jul, 2019 @ 3:15pm 
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furry prussia otp 18 Feb, 2019 @ 5:58am 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 JEWIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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Kazimir ♞ 24 Dec, 2018 @ 11:41am 
THIS ACCOUNT HAS ONE (1) VAC BAN ON RECORD
ph!l 21 Dec, 2018 @ 2:36am 
:black_dot::black_dot::black_dot::black_dot::akinGrey::black_dot::black_dot::black_dot::black_dot:
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:black_dot::black_dot::black_dot::black_dot::SNF5::black_dot::black_dot::black_dot::black_dot:
Happy Holidays and all the best for 2019 my friend :kb2_heart:
furry prussia otp 19 Dec, 2018 @ 7:56am 
I've played Counter-Strike since 2014 and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CS days. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom and I. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you mother ♥♥♥♥er.
Sarah 20 Sep, 2018 @ 1:16am 
Yo I trade my pudge arcana for any 10 Dota2 loading screens - if you want send me trade offer, I will accept
Vitinha 5 Sep, 2018 @ 9:51am 
add me 4 trade
s1pho 19 Apr, 2018 @ 12:46pm 
ty for dmg :)
s1pho 19 Apr, 2018 @ 12:25pm 
gets racist when he's losing 10-4 LOL
ph!l 24 Dec, 2017 @ 9:59am 
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whitewookie 19 Dec, 2017 @ 5:39am 
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Mossad agent found the poop sock 6 Dec, 2017 @ 9:04pm 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
yes 5 Dec, 2017 @ 9:13am 
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Kazimir ♞ 25 Oct, 2017 @ 11:20am 
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Mossad agent found the poop sock 28 Sep, 2017 @ 7:24am 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)
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furry prussia otp 10 Aug, 2017 @ 8:07am 
The Metal Dan is a sex act. It is most often performed by older men (usually middle aged) on children (usually under the age of 12, and most often male), however, a man can perform it upon anyone. This sex act begins with the male using a razor blade to widen the victim's anus, in order to penetrate it. The man then deposits his seed into the opened anus, after which he forces the victim to defecate into his mouth. After swallowing the mixture of feces, blood, and semen, he then vomits back into the anus from whence it came. The man then penetrates it once more, so that his penis is sufficiently covered in blood, semen, feces, and vomit, at which point he forces the victim to deep-throat his penis.
Koorsblaar 9 May, 2017 @ 8:30am 
Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs do reveal half an inch of incredibly thick goop lining the folds. "Laygs" was said from the corpulent James but you barely notice. Sliding a finger into the goop, you happily place it into your mouth and suckle it down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wild, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, well, today was bliss.
Kazimir ♞ 21 Apr, 2016 @ 11:07am 
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Kazimir ♞ 2 Apr, 2016 @ 10:07am 
>go to england
>head to resturant for food
>watch is set to timezone of hometown
>ask someone what time it is
>TOYME? WOTS THAT?
>notice he doesn't have a watch
>no one in england has a watch
>big ben starts to chime
>everyone stops what they're doing to count the bongs on their fingers
>man crashes his car trying to count the bongs
>waitress drops my order on the floor to count her fingers
>man running down the street: OI IT'S 7 BONG!
>mfw
furry prussia otp 24 Mar, 2016 @ 8:27am 
“Did you find something?” I asked nervously.

“Yup!” he said, holding up the mummified tampon. It looked exactly like I pictured: a dead rabbit’s foot.

“Ew.”

He chuckled again and put it in a plastic bag to throw out.

“How far up was it?” I asked.

“Oh, you were never going to get that yourself,” he said, pulling his rubber gloves off. “It was all the way at your cervix, and the string was pretty tightly wrapped around the cotton. You must have been going at it really vigorously.”

I glanced at my mom. She was shaking her head.
Mossad agent found the poop sock 17 Dec, 2015 @ 12:23pm 
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furry prussia otp 13 Dec, 2015 @ 5:08am 
On Monday my dad woke me up. "WAKE UP, WAKE UP!" He shouts "YOUR GOLDFISH IS DEAD!" I rushed over to the tank. He wasn't dead! It was just one of his tricks...
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