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A couple of years ago, I used to ejaculate on pigeons in a local park. It's not something I'm particularly proud of, but I got pretty good at it. Back then, I was taking zinc supplements, so I was able to shoot out huge loads of sperm, and it became kind of a sport for me. For those interested in how to do it, here's my strategy. First, you have to find a secluded spot where you won't be considered a sex offender. Then, you have to awaken the beast. I used to be content just imagining the girls jogging in the park coming up to me to defecate on my chest, and that was enough to get me going, but if you're not as sexually active as I am, just watch some porn.

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