Do you remember that time you was at the gym and you when we was getting changed you said "Ill be out in 5 minutes, ill catch you up" so i walked to my car and forgot something so came back in the changing rooms and you was twerking while filming it in the mirror whispering "mmm yeah" ?

Do you remember that time you shouted "Janna cana get a keyyy" cos youre a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ melt and she pegs you

Do you remember when you sucked off a guy with a carrot up your bum

And do you remember that time we was driving somewhere and you had some music playing and "2 men approach lonely man and bum him" showed up as playing now on your car screen ?

Do you remember that time you was fishing and a old man walked by and said "Oi, do you have a license to be fishing here?" and you said "Bend over and let me ♥♥♥♥ you ass"

Do you remember that time you was at the pub and you asked for a pint and said "can i have a pint of stella" and a guy went "Haha wife beater" and you looked at him angry and said "Only thing i beat is my mans ass"?

Do you remember that time you was at the pub and you asked for a pint and said "can i have a pint of stella" and a guy went "Haha wife beater" and you looked at him angry and said "Only thing i beat is my mans ass"?

Do you remember that time you was getting bummed and called your dad by accident and he could hear you getting bummed

Do you remember that time you was getting bummed and called your dad by accident and he could hear you getting bummed

Do you remember that time you was on a jog and a man bummed you and you said "im gay"?

Do you remember that time you told me you was gay when you was drunk then tried to deny it the next day?

Do you remember that time you were bumming an old man and someone saw you on CCTV and you got arrested?

Stop asking if i want to be gay

you still eat arse?

You are still gay

Do you remember that time you got caught getting bummed in the graveyard and you ran away crying

Red leader whats your position?

Just reported you again for being gay

Reported you for being gay

I just noticed you are more gay than i first thought

Reported you for being gay

You stink of cat piss

Cool 3D avatar bro

You suck D

SMD

miss you too brother

my ding ding dong

no you

YOU NEED TO SMFD

ayo smfd

THE PEOPLE DEMAND RUBBER ♥♥♥♥♥

BIG BLUE RUBBER ♥♥♥♥♥ FOR EVERYBODY

I AINT ♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEAVIN

its me

hello

Everybody from the 313 put your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hands in the air with me

He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb
She has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the funds
He's not that old, I've been told, a strong sexual goal
They go out everyday she goes every way, oh yeah
They don't even care at all
She's open waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy
Often they've typically been starved for attention before
She smokes a dozen and he doesn't seem to notice the smell
He took the seat off his own bike because the way that it felt
He wants to bone, this I know, she is ready to blow
They go out every night, his pants are super tight, oh yeah
They don't even care at all
She's open waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy
Often they've typically been starved for attention before
She's open waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy
Often they've typically been starved for attention before

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will

What’s wrong with you

hello

You’re a proper northern ♥♥♥♥ ain’t ya

Merry Christmas

-rep never on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ line

My dipping tray is ready

josh lives in a pinapple under the sea

josh mcdonald had a farm

Hi m8, I'm actually away at the minute m8. Back on the 14 so I'll suck ya off then xx

Only on Tuesdays

this kid is never online.. must be searching for his balls in his mrs handbag

hey bro haven't spoken in a while since we met on Grindr, what you been up to bud?

We should meet up again for another session