brittle c*ck impersonator

wattsiet 12 Mar, 2017 @ 10:33am
lol

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add me fro trade

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Obey Guac <3

Nice

haha all good my 90 year old Sheev Palpatine looking friend

Thanks

you are actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scary

+REP bought me rust
sik lad

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, 'You have to drink it all~' and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, 'You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~'. Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, 'Choke on it you slut!' and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning

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that's nice to know.

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-rep, Shower lasted for a solid 4 hours

+rep Duckyyy is C-O-O-L, C-cool, O-cool, O-cool, L-extra c00l. 2cool4school

lol

Impossible.

Sorry but I am best duckster

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HIV is spread primarily by unprotected sex (including anal and oral sex), contaminated blood transfusions, hypodermic needles, and from mother to child during pregnancy, delivery, or breastfeeding.[12] Some bodily fluids, such as saliva and tears, do not transmit HIV.[13] Methods of prevention include safe sex, needle exchange programs, treating those who are infected, and male circumcision.[5] Disease in a baby can often be prevented by giving both the mother and child antiretroviral medication.[5] There is no cure or vaccine; however, antiretroviral treatment can slow the course of the disease and may lead to a near-normal life expectancy.[11][14] Treatment is recommended as soon as the diagnosis is made.[15] Without treatment, the average survival time after infection is 11 years.[16]

+rep Good ducko, very friendly, does no spook or harm.

+rep Such purple, much wow

+rep good guy to play with and is nice

i am god

hoo r yuu?

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The smurfs live in an imaginary world, but this one guy keeps comin' for em' and causes ♥♥♥♥ but like, why tho ;(. so the smurfs are tryna fite him but like, they fail soooo many times like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. omg lit asf tho, like, would be dank while watching the smurf movie again 44/220 11/10

+rep. GG ez carried me to GE in one day and is a confirmed duck. Don't know how he does it. Solid 12/10 would get carried again.

lol

lol this guy is a ♥♥♥♥♥ like wtf

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im awesome :>

im not cool :(

yesyes thank you

+rep Extreme ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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xD

evil are you there

rood

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mum - IF I WIN ILL MAKE IT 100K GIVAWAY! beat that duckyyy

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Bacteria

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