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Cordoba, Cordoba, Argentina



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It's hard to think of you as the end result of millions of years of evolution.
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Tom Tucker: All right, question number one. Would you consider growing a moustache?
Intern Interviewee: I guess so.
Tom Tucker: Question number two. Look at my moustache. Do you think it tickles women when I kiss them?
Intern Interviewee: I don't know.
Tom Tucker: Wrong. The answer is "only slightly." Only slightly. Next!
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Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill.
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We can defeat gravity. The problem is the paperwork involved.
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You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles.
-- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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"When anyone says `theoretically,' they really mean `not really.'"
-- David Parnas
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