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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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🥒 * 💄 * 🎽 * 😺 * 👾 * 👳 * 🎈 * 🎍 * 💚 * 🚗 * 👃 * 🍇 * 🚙 * 🍖 * 🍧 * ⚡
ㅤ* Pete goes for a job on a building site as an odd-job man. The foreman asks him what he can do. "I can do anything" says Pete. "Can you make tea?" asks the foreman. "Sure, yes", replies Pete. "I can make a great cup of tea." "Can you drive a forklift?" asks the foreman, "Good grief!" replies Pete. "How big is the teapot?"
ㅤ* It's okay to let your mind go blank; but please turn off the sound.
ㅤ* Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don't have it.
💃 * 🌏 * 🐝 * 🐊 * 💎 * 📗 * 👳 * 💗 * 🥞 * 🥗 * 💙 * 🌸 * 🌳 * 🎫 * 📕 * 💛
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!
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