you give off chill pedophile vibes like you lowkey like kids but you went to therapy and got impulse control so you would never hurt one if you know what i mean. im a pedophile too and it makes me happy when i read your comments cuz it feels like i can participate in this steam comment thread too. good on you bro thank you so much

I want to jerk off a femboy with my feet. Why? Because I'm sick and tired of the double standards in society. Femboys are just as attractive as any other gender, and they deserve to be appreciated for who they are. Why should their sexuality be any different? It's time we embraced diversity and stopped labeling certain behaviors as "weird" or "taboo." If two consenting adults find pleasure in each other's company, let them be. So, here's to jerking off femboys with our feet

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ok guyz I from somalia i selled my wife for internet connection for play csgo before I get high ping becous cheap internet very slow now I buy expensive internet( low ping) I'm very happy but in today morning when I was playing csgo my mother in law cames and ask me "where my daughter" I tell her that i selled her(my wife) five day ago. now she(my mother in law) mad at me for sell my wife(her daughter) so I feel bad she also tell me to buy her(mywife) back but the guy asking for double money.

I am not buying her for double prize. So AITA?

If I were in a mass shooter scenario I would 100% be able to get behind him and r*pe him. I am highly trained in stealth walking from a young age, even went as far to study with the native American Tahopiki tribe and their art of "wind feet" or moving without making a sound, in a supermarket setting he would be too distracted by the bright colors of the products and sound of screaming and gunfire to even hear me approaching... like a mouse walking on cotton... I would immediately put him into a chokehold, probably then move into a suplex use a box cutter to immediately rip a whole through his pants/underwear & give me immediate access to the taint area, then I would just go ham... I am on 600mg depo test a week my elections are absolutely monstrous, the humiliation would be eternal and he would probably have no choice but to turn the gun on himself at that point.

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You don't know me, but I highly advise you read this thoroughly and in its entirety. You are to cease any and all communication with my mom, effective immediately. You are not to contact them for any reason whatsoever. You are not to answer their calls, texts, etc. Is that understood?

It is not in your best interest to ignore me. I have a very bad temper and you do not want to see it get away from me. You will send me some sort of confirmation that you are receiving my messages and that you will comply fully.

I have a Tor browser, plenty of disposable income, and all the free time in the world, kiddo. Do not test me, it is remarkably easy to make someone disappear. This is your last chance to respond before you end up in a red room.

Never let it be said that I am not fair. You had your chance, kiddo, but you've chosen to ignore all of my generous warnings, and you'll soon learn the lengths I'm willing to go for my mom.

Expect company, f*ckboy.

k so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussi slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic little boipussi twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boipussi with his massive thicc German ♥♥♥♥ and then he goes all in. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. He ♥♥♥♥ deep into my sissy guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine arms until I fall asleep on his chest.

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imagine copy and pasting someone else's copypasta bro. not. cool

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-Rep. Absolute noob.

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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I once almost choked to death while eating food. I did my own research and discovered that I am not alone. Thousands of people choke every year while eating, and hundreds of those people die. That's why I don't feed my kids. It's dangerous. Now plenty of people will point out that food supposedly "prevents starvation," and that might be true, but it's not fair to completely ignore all the dangers food poses, like choking, allergies, gingivitis, and garlic breath. I'm just saying, do your own research and decide what you think is best for your kids. If you choose to give your kids potentially deadly food, that's your problem, but as a parent, I don't think the government has any right to tell me that I need to feed my kids.

*drinks estus over your body*

hahah wtf

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

Sorry scientists 🥼 and parents, survival of the fittest is old news. 😩👎🏻 We’re putting the win 🏁✔️ back into Darwin. We’re generation Z, and we don’t fr* ck 🙅🏼‍♀️ with survival of the fittest 👎🏻😡. From here on out, we’re all about survival of the LITTEST 😤👍🏻. I’m talking thicc 👌🏻 b* tts and lit blunts 🌚. We don’t need no education 🙅🏼‍♀️, we need that new vape modification 🙌🏻😃. We don’t ♥♥♥♥ wit exes 🤢, we only havin’ unprotected sexes 😩😋. Survival of the littest means only the drunkest 🤮, richest 🤑, sexiest 💄💋, and thiccest 👌🏻 b*tch out there get to pass on their Levi’s 👖. Sorry mom and dad, but curfew? More like ♥♥♥♥ you🖕🏻. Generation Z is here 👇🏻👇🏻, so sit down Baby Boofers 😂

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-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NOOB BEGGAR LMAO GET PK'D SKRUB

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-rep stole my sand dune, likes doge and is a weeb

shrek is cool :(

I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr 35min (the length of the movie)

Examples: "See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min) "Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)

"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)

+rep funny and a chill person to play with :D

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Hello am 48 year man from uganda. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my queen for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to find de whey and become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterio my story

Hey, if you beg a little harder, I might give you that 1m

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