Recent reviews by Beans

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188.3 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)

GOATED GOATED GOATED GOATED GOATED. Buy this or you fumbled the bag

Posted 13 August, 2025.

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36.5 hrs on record (36.3 hrs at review time)

The most gripping and memorable gaming experience i have ever had. As someone who read the reviews and thought "It can't be THAT good" let me tell you it absolutely is. 10/10

Posted 5 January, 2023.

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85.8 hrs on record (31.4 hrs at review time)

Immaculate game design 10/10

Posted 7 November, 2020. Last edited 14 December, 2022.

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43.8 hrs on record (38.5 hrs at review time)

Best game. No contest, Do yourself a favor and buy it

Posted 16 September, 2017.

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16,439.3 hrs on record (882.1 hrs at review time)

If you're not spending at least 30% of your life playing this game, are you even living?

Posted 7 June, 2017.

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