Recent reviews by Bryan

Bonk responsibly

I wish TVs were real

Peak gaming

I liked the part where the engineer said "it's Glebing time" and Glebbed all over the place

I tried stoning the king in a real casino but instead of getting 50 chips I got "arrested" and "tried for brutal homicide of the royal family"

Nominal on Sequence Sorter is probably enough for your resume

+ PARRY
+ PROJECTILE BOOST
+ ULTRARICOSHOT
+ MAURICED
+ FISTFUL OF DOLLAR

Banger game

It's okay I guess

Farming world is the next generation of farming simulating, not only does it have best-in-class graphics, it also has new chicken simulation algorithms. I found myself immersed in the countless hours of farming corn for my mcDenny's food chain business. I conquered australia with millions upon millions of acres of land. Yet there’s something about the nordic lands of farming world that drags you in and won’t let go. The alpine vistas – all rugged mountains, towering pines and gushing waterfalls – are magnificent. The thought that has gone into the art direction makes each isolated village, crumbling ruin and underground tomb feel distinctive, yet part of some cohesive whole, with a history, a style and a culture informing every carving and every forged motif. It’s also one of those rare games where the visuals, sound and music merge perfectly together into one experience that has you in its thrall. Farming world is not a flawless game by any measure, but where fans of other titles might rise up against rampant glitches and shoddy programming, this impassioned community has embraced it. Thrown into the air by a chicken? That's hilarious. A horse that mysteriously blinks in and out of existence? He's our legendary steed. An overall lack of proper combat targeting? Damn those stupid non-player characters for jumping in front of my greenhouse. I've seen accusations since the game's release that reviewers are giving Excalibur a pass because their games are always flawed, but it's not the reviewers.

Overall, I would highly recommend playing farming world.