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I watch Asian cartoons, I'm a weeaboo,
I live in my mom's house. I'm like thirty two,
I collect swords and throwing stars, yes I'm a weeaboo,
Sticks and Stones may break my bones,
But I will always be one step ahead of you,
'Cause I read the manga,
(You're such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pleb, are you even even japanese bro)
I haven't showered in like sixteen weeks,
All my friends and peers are ashamed of me,
'Cause all'O'sudden, I think I'm japanese
Yes I'm a weeaboo x4
A filthy weeaboo (snorts Naruto is SO Over-rated)
A dirty weeaboo (You wanna see my katana collection)
A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeaboo (I'm learning Japanese on Rosetta stone)
A disgusting weeaboo (So I'm like basically Japanese now)
i sit at my computer desk, and argue with teenagers on the internet,
about atheism, and how japan is superior to other countries,
i learned a bit of japanese,
so now i'm qualified to be a part of their community
so i made my avatar a kawaii waifu
yes im a weeaboo x8
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