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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1,199.3 hrs on record (472.0 hrs at review time)
nevermind actually.
in the span of last week i've sent two messages that mentioned something like "does anyone have idf approved [Caliban Prime] builds? thanks!" and after that i disabled region chat for myself
then today decided to start farming materials for my first necramech ! :)
after an hour of suffering in plains of eidolon have enough to craft 60 tempered bapholite. good ! (ofc after completing one cetus bounty because realized i need a special gear thing to mine stuff)
then i landed on the beautiful grounds of cambion drift. where the real shock happened.
i was farming tiametrite and other ores just to get barely enough to craft my first necramech parts. for almost two hours straight (with few breaks granted) just to be met with a scruptious message that said "couldnt update account info"
hmm... i thought to myself
i havent done anything wrong in the game besides no-lifing it and sending some messages that are... maybe strange however not death sentence worthy. although yes, i did send few silly messages on region chat but i've been playing without any form of communication lately which i guess not enough and ridiculous.
anyway. that was a story of a lone mr10 Tenno that spent 247 hours in missions just to get squished for silliness and get suspended for 9 years. alas, an End of The Era.

thanks DE for breaking my heart and for nothing. and for wasted damn time.
Posted 18 November, 2025. Last edited 5 January.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
129.2 hrs on record (79.7 hrs at review time)
i like whatever is wrong with this game
Posted 29 October, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
203.8 hrs on record (94.9 hrs at review time)
"You there. Form is meaningless- it is what you DO with that form. You are no ratch. YOU are Terry!"
Posted 15 June, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
149.8 hrs on record (132.1 hrs at review time)
Io supremacy
Posted 10 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
266.9 hrs on record (101.2 hrs at review time)
still better than cs:go. Without a doubt
Posted 20 January, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
486.4 hrs on record (392.4 hrs at review time)
This is no place for a horse.

This is no place for a horse. This is no place for a horse. This is no place for a horse. This is no place for a horse.
This is no place for a horse. This is no place for a horse. This is no place for a horse. This is no place for a horse.
This is no place for a horse. This is no place for a horse. This is no place for a horse. This is no place for a horse.
This is no place for a horse. This is no place for a horse. This is no place for a horse. This is no place for a horse.
This is no place for a horse. This is no place for a horse. This is no place for a horse. This is no place for a horse.
Posted 18 April, 2020. Last edited 1 January, 2021.
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