Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water.

Likes dudes and getting pegged
AND NOTHINGS CRAZY ABOUT THAT
-Lebron (requested to sign)

+rep exceptional timing, add me, please

friendly match?

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This guy is lame. signed...

strategic master

heyyy

add, don't forget to add me!

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+rep ty for game, don't forget to add me!

game leadership exemplified

Aim skills

what color is the carpet beautiful, and how does it taste!

great sportsmanship

-rep, most likely walling. prefires off angles with 0 info

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✅➕REP from RUSSIA➕✅ I kinda liked your profile and thought we could be friends :3

plays like a champion

let's synergize in-game

+rep from Faceit :D

+rep and +elo bro ahah good player

added for trade

lets go party in csgo

signed by me :) lets play in party

nice brain damage lol

when ever I forget to feed my dog for three days and it begins to eat away at the drywall surrounding me it kinda reminds me of you, gay ass

my inv worth more than your house u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hacker

noob hacker loss 11 rounds with hax

+ got me to gold nova 1

Sup! lets play CSGO

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add me, can you?

-rep hax

i miss your kisses

you are beautiful man. i am russia

"The Vibe Formerly Known As Newo" is beyond terrible for a name...

hick

Still waiting for the Owen2.0 Youtube Channel

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-rep no u

#UnitedMomsAgainstConterStrick

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My ♥♥♥♥ is 32 inches long. You might just very well think that sounds sexy or whatever, but hey man, life isn't so good. When you have a ♥♥♥♥ this long things tend to get a little overwhelming, you know? Getting hard takes up to 25 minutes because the b***d has to pump hard to get so high, and I have to hold it up with a hand or a string because if my ♥♥♥♥ snaps then I can't pee anymore. Oh, don't even get me started there. I can't even take a ♥♥♥♥ without my ♥♥♥♥ going so far in the toilet

-rep has only tight ♥♥♥♥♥ and no swollen ♥♥♥♥♥

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