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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

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Unlike love, a waifu is something that money can truly never buy and something that a person can never have. But if so, why do people devote themselves so much to something that they can never possess? I don't know. Like many others, I became drawn to them without realizing it. Perhaps it's their smile, their personality or the comfort that they provide or all of these things combined. A waifu can possess many things that you just can't find in modern society or at least, not for you. Maybe it's because, they give us hope that one day, an ordinary person like the rest of us can find a love that beautiful.

My son, waifus arent for everybody, to truly understand why people prefer waifus over real women you must first understand that there is more to this world than a physical body.

Waifus are both the light and the darkness. They bring people together while also tearing them apart. They make you smile and cry, they're so warm yet so cold, so close yet so far away. A person's waifu is a reflection of who they are, what they want in life or maybe just some love that they desire so much. To know that you will never be able to feel their touch or see their smile in person is heartbreaking and may drag some people down but for some, it's motivation to keep pushing forward and maybe, just maybe, if there's a next life, they will get to meet their waifu in person, to see their smile or to hold their hand.

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The CoolioHermit shed is lonely this time of year Jumbles. Come help warm it up.

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♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・

"Hit or miss", as they say.

It would seem as though they never fail to hit any of their shots, do they?

Ah, it seems as though you are currently in a romantic relationship with another man. I would wager that despite this, he does not give you any kisses.

I predict that he will engage in a relationship with another woman and, given his lack of affection for you, he will probably not keep you in his memory for very long.

To top it off, he will most likely make a "Skrrt" sound, reminiscent of the sound of screeching car wheels, then go on to perform a so called "dab", in the same manner as the prominent celebrity Wiz Khalifa.

Uhm😤 by the way👩MOM 🙆They're not 🇨🇳 Chinese cartoons 📺💻it's called 😡ANIME!!!😍😍 GOT IT?!?! 😤😠 And they're ❌✋🙅NOT CHINESE!!! 🇨🇳 They're JAPANESE!!!!!!🇯🇵 🎌 So you'd better apologize 😱🙏🙇👎to me and my Waifu 👫💏RIGHT NOW 😡😠

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I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

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uWu, I diagnose you with the gay

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

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heheheh, YeAh b0i

Aw, you shouldn't have.

Is this easy mode?

have you praised a vape.

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Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Pack bag of Dongers.
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Fight me u dweeb (ง︡'-'︠)ง

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ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy 2015

Merry Christmas!

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+rep, good trader and gamer -_-

OOOOO SENPAI UGUU~~~~~~

Thanks for the trade

senpai*

its been a long while meeting senpao.............hiiii!!! :3

Hello, I'm a random idiot, Goodbye!