Cook that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pork roll

a gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n dey wer crossin ra rode. she sed "bbz wil u luv me 4ever" he said "NO.." da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came to the sine. boy was crying and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever....." (dat mean he luv her moar dan 4evr.....)

REGLAOGB IF U CREY ALWAYZ..XXX

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Ninety nine bottles
of beer on the wall, ninety
nine bottles of beer.
- A Haiku

One two, Freddy's coming for you.
Three four, better lock your door.
Five six, grab your crucifix.
Seven eight, better stay up late.
Nine ten, never sleep again.