fatmaxxingupdate day 365: it's been one year since i've started purposefully bloating myself to achieve a pure aryan lard physique. my BMI is 50 and my resting heartrate is 160, i've been slothmaxing by sleeping a minimum of 16 hours a day and only getting to up eat chocolate and go to the bathroom (usually i just go all over myself). i also feigned a hyperactive thyroid problem so my doctor prescribed me medication which slows my metabolism even further, but my doctor was being VERY rude to me and even went as far as to call me a little overweight and told me to LOSE some weight! i got up(almost breaking my legs due to the weight of my BONES, and told him to stop fatshaming and stop being fatphobic. as soon as i said that, the door, which was way too small for any person of plus size to fit through, suddenly opened and many random people came and started to clap and cheer for me. the doctor was crying and even quit his job because of his fatphobia, let this be a lesson to all those who fat shame. anways, my goal is to be completely bedridden by 2022. if anyone has any thoughts and/or advice to help me achieve my goal, please comment below or add me. any advice is appreciated.:aos2iru:


Hobbies: eating, drinking soda, sleeping, gaming, did i mention eating? (LOL!)

Likes: eating, ANIMES!!, little girls, drinking, gaining weight, farting, big boned people, non-binary people, LGBTQ+

Dislikes: skinny people, fatshaming, fatphobia, white cis-males, pro lifers, religion.

I sexually identify as a brony. Ever since I was young I dreamed of watching My Little Pony. People tell me that being a pony is impossible and that I'm a freaking retarrd but I don't care, those white cis GENDERED males are morons. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach a tail to me and then I can play with ponies. From now on everyone should respect my right to be a brony and my right to watch MLP; protecting my right of being myself. If you can't accept me you are a ponyphobe and should check your pony privilege, freaking cis straight white male scum. For those who do accept me as a pony, thanks for understanding. :lunar2019grinningpig:
PRONOUNS: ze/zir/zem/zeir: Ze, zir, and zem pronouns.Ze, zir, and zem, xe/xir/xem/xeir, hir/hirself, ae/aer/aerself (fae/fae/faerself).

I AM A PANGENDER, DO NOT FREAKING MISLABEL ME AND RESPECT MY PERSONAL OPINION AND PRONOUNS!

Hi and welcome to my profile!!! <3 <3!!!

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LORD fatmaxxer :lunar2019deadpanpig:

GODLY slother :lunar2019piginablanket: