fookuin

eyes woochin gee-m teevee roite? anathot, rite yew, time to get yoa kip c'mon. twasg'noit o'telly n'thot buat, c'mown aitenah monin, boyndah jokman. jess redah swicheh theng owf, betenes advourt cemon foh sowm bactereah yoghurt theing, anathot, aye at louks naice ueh, but geos lehat, graet tasin neow yoghaurt fraum Da-none feights teh restoah eh nachural goud baktereuah enyeuh systum, I wuslikethuat, "aeuyhuahlrioight"

goews teh swech eh off, budehenehthend des weetuun geos leh at, "mmmmm- daaanun"

I waus leh, "Ididnae haerat, maun." deuyah nowah amean? 'cause et sounded leike teah takinbaud seaid, new fae "da-none" but eh singen birt saeid et leh, "Da-nin", wah-this?

mmmmmmmmm daaa-nin,

mustav ah-magin'd es, deh done maek mastekes-loiktha, noe? soe-ah gat mahself comfeh agein, decaided i wasnae haedin' tahmescratcha tilwehad estheing sortaed oot. waeted foh advaert teh cume-oop-agan.

nae show.

atil evenchaully, gestah and ah loose wemen, poure haulf-onin-ehaftanoun aup foauh-twentefo-ours, praktiehkly proupin' may eyhleds oupen me matcstiiks, stateh fogeh woh waes aup foh.

baingoh.

chunes enohet-n'burdt geos-leahhat "graet tasin naew yoghurt fae Danone." I weas leh-at, "riote, cool, Da-none. thaones Da-none" ba-noo foah-sukah paunch. biar-gaeslah-at " Mmm, Danin "

I jeswen leh-at

haaaaauh