Sucking ♥♥♥♥ aint just for the gays any more, fellas. Its a useful bartering tool that I have been employing for the last decade. But you want to hone your skill first before putting it into play. Practice on bananas to start. When you feel comfortable, get together with some buddies for a suckin' and critique each other until you feel confident. Now its time to put the ♥♥♥♥ where your mouth is. A few months ago, I applied for a position at Subway. The manager told me I was grossly unqualified and that I'm the most incompetent person hes ever met. He was singing a different tune after I tickled my tonsils with the tip of his prick. Ive been making subs for hours a week ever since. But it doesnt end there. You can use your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ powers to conquer many of life's obstacles. Got pulled over? Suck that ♥♥♥♥! Long line at the supermarket? Suck your way to the front! It's 2017, boys, and it's time to give up your homophobic tendencies. Swallow your pride, then swallow that load!

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