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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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-rep, always making sexual comments about my feet

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congratulations, you didnt cheese that makes you better than most of the elden ring PVP community
too bad the bar is so low your behavior being on par with the scummiest darksouls 2 PVPer got you that compliment
i spawned in with rags and a halberd there was no call to rush me down at starting bow
work on your PVP etiquette and maybe you will be one of like 3 people ive fought that is worth my time

you have 2 chances left before i deem you as part of the trash and block you
-sicrin

happy birthday my dear <3 my duo <3 my cinnamon apple <3

This gay man is the best video game player ever. he good at all games

This guy is a great cs player and teammate. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.

-rep dont ? me if you talk to my gf like that ever again youll get to see the demon inside me dont mess with me i will ruin your life

I just looked at your profile and was very amused

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Hey Nice Profile Bro.
Holy $hit This is a really cool profile you've got here!!! I can't stop respecting the beauty of it !! Take my +Rep! Take another from my second account !! (+repx2) Hell, take a 5 Dollar Gift Card, why not? Scratch that, a 10 dollar card ! Scratch that, a 25 dollar card even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping a$$hole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your Steam Profile looks so good and i can't stop respecting it !!

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🔯Shalom am 48 year yehudi from israel. Sorry for my bed england. Iselled my reparations for shekels for internet connection for play ''conter stirk'' and i want become the goodest goyim like you Iplay with 6 gorillion ping on Auschwitz server and i am Global elite 2. I am also Global elite in real lif-... OY VEY i meant am very poor pls gib shekels for the holocaust. pls no copy pasterino my story or you're a racist anti-semetic nazi.🔯

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+rep one and dones my mom like its going out of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ style

-rep took all the kills. Too good, makes you look bad.

try playing a game with this kid.... -rep cause always afk

Alex stfu you asleep dawg

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HAPPY NEW YEAR MY FRIEND!!!!! <33333

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? why do you come to my profile and send all these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass comments? Implying that i don't wear ANYTHING at all?? who are you trying to prove yourself worthy to? To me? If so then you're doing a terrible job at it.
I take a shower everyday, I never wear the undies twice in a row, nor clothing.
If you really think you're so tough , get your ♥♥♥♥♥ ass on a plane and come down - you know where i'm at. And talk ♥♥♥♥ to my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face, alright?

Fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥

just a little bettttttt

THANKS FOR THE ELEVEN NEW COMMENTS BUDDY

#7.....♥♥♥♥♥♥s are simply disgusting and every white knows it....I know by the look on the white faces....when these ♥♥♥♥♥♥s walked in,every white person was secretly wishing..."Please God, Don't let these ♥♥♥♥♥♥s sit next to me and my family."

#6.......♥♥♥♥♥♥s always trying for free stuff....of course before leaving the ♥♥♥♥♥♥s say to the young Hispanic waitress that "Dey,not be eating all dey food,so dey be wanting "snoop doggy" bags for later"...Golden Corral, being a buffet does not have take-out unless you pay....Naturally a chimpout ensues and the manager has to explain about 10 times to the she-boons why they cannot take food home without paying.....And of course the young waitress doesn't get a tip even after bringing,I know at least 4 glasses of tea apiece to each of the she-boons and wiping up at least 3 spilled drinks courtesy of the niglets...

#5.. ♥♥♥♥♥♥s aren't poor..This meal alone costs the ♥♥♥♥♥♥s right at $60.00 bucks...and these ♥♥♥♥♥♥s paid right up...In fact,any time you go out to eat you will see ♥♥♥♥♥♥s with brand new cars,new designer clothes and loads of cash.........courtesy of the "white debil"........

#4...♥♥♥♥♥♥s are truely animals...The niglets, after eating began to roam the aisles..being a bother to all of the well behaved white persons and only calming down for a second after a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mammy hollars so loud that the whole parking lot can hear.."Dontarius,you get your ass over hears or you ain't gettin no ice cream!" You could see the whites rolling their eyes at the young ♥♥♥♥♥♥ thugs...

#3...Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sow got or made at least 5 phone calls while I was there...what the hell is so important?

#2...every ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sow had on bright red lipstick and blonde hair....why,if ♥♥♥♥♥♥s are so much better than us why do they copy everything about us?