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0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Having been a part of the alpha for year and a half, Good Skating and thats it. No Story, Pay For Everything, AI Quest Giver (this should be illegal), No Actual Real Life Skaters, No Real Life Locations, Early Access but already has a BattlePass, looks cartoony as ♥♥♥♥, no Hall Of Meat, do I need to mention its ALWAYS ONLINE?

Literally the only thing good is the Skating which would sound like thats all you need but there's thousands of skate games out there and I have ♥♥♥♥ to do so I'd rather actually have a story and fun skaters that I remember and be done with it. This game is the most refined version of Friendslop that there can be and its so sad because it could have been so much more.

Early Access from EA lmao, imagine buying a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ burger from McDonald's and getting the bread today and the meat and cheese two months later. Its EA, a conglomerate, and they are using Early Access for a game thats been in development for 5+ years, playing this game and even worse spending money on it just greenlights companies to make worse and worse games and take longer and longer to do so under the guise of Early Access.

Games get worse and worse and gamers do nothing but sit there and shovel it and then actually thank the developer afterward. No Man's Sky was made by one person so I guess that is passable but giving out awards and praise for barely delivering what was promised 10 years after the fact is just so backwards to me. Gamers will clap for this and there is nothing sadder.
Posted 21 September, 2025. Last edited 21 September, 2025.
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198.2 hrs on record (157.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Its alright, ok graphics, but if you are new to the game i would recommend starting off in a 0pop server to get the hang of things, it is very hard to start a house on your own ona 30pop server cause everyone is already geared
Posted 24 April, 2014.
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