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Woof!

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Fureis the trash? I thought not. It’s not a story the normies would tell you. It’s a furry legend. Darth Fureis was a Dark Lord of the Yiff, so powerful and so wise he could use the power of his bulge to create ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥… He had such a knowledge of the yiff side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from being banned from auto-banning subs. The dark side of the yiff is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his yiff-prentice everything he knew, then his yiff-prentice banned him from auto-banning subs in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from being banned from auto-banning subs, but not himself.

'Cause there 👌 is 💦 no 🙅 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 like 💖 horse 🐴 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆
Send your 👏 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑 into 👉 shock 😰
You need 👉 horse 🐴 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 of 💦 course-♥♥♥♥ 🍆
Grab 🎸 the 🎸 lube 💦🎸 and 🎸 slam 🎸 the 🎸 day 🎸🌞 away

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