Recent reviews by Atriious

Just finished the main story after 90 hours, and while its not a perfect game its definitely the most fun I've had in the series in a while. To me its leagues ahead of Borderlands 3, and while the story and world isn't as gritty as the first two, it makes up for it game play. I actually quite liked the the Terminus Range and Carcadia Burn story but the overall Timekeeper was a bit meh. The gunplay and uniqueness is very refreshing and its very satisfying gameplay. The main complaint everyone else has is always performance and yes it isn't great, but I am running 5 year old hardware, and after 3 patches it runs good enough for me. Would definitely recommend, even if you want to wait for a sale/patches for performance but very worth it.

I like Halo

Hello, I like money

There's something you should probably know before we go too far
My neighbor found a mushroom growing inside of my car
She called me up on tour sounding emotionally scarred
Although it may have scared her more that i wasn't really alarmed
The dandruff in a shaken globe is fit to guild a manger
The pizza face is pepperoni, carbuncle, and caper
I'm bunions and contusions, bumps lumps and bruises
Discoloring and other things I can't reach with the loufa
Not a butcher, not a baker, pick a booger with a basic evolutionary failure
I do not open mail, I do not answer phones, the fridge is pretty much a home for mayonnaise alone
Watch a pocket-knife surgeon cut a cyst out in the kitchen
It's the cousin to acutely removing his own stitches in a pinch
Kool-Aid ooze that is toothache, mushroom growing in the car
It's just another Tuesday
Forever now, forever is a tuesday (Tuesday!)
Forever now, forever now (Tuesday!)
And if you waiting for a spell where it falls into an order you can help then well
Yea, no
On one hand it's pretty gross
On the other, it's sorta like a pretty desert rose
How against all odds
Whether wet, dry, night or day, garden, pig sty, or cave
Life science finds a way, boxed-in, veg'd out, fox in the henhouse
Gray stained teeth, say cheese through a trench-mouth
"Cheese", Chase dreams with the hell-bound
Posture suitable for a job in the bell tower
1 plate, 1 fork, itty bitty lamp
I would offer you a drink but I literally can't
It feels like you're camping when you're sitting on the can
Where the crib has always simulated living in a van
A little light cleaning, keep the spiders off his Eden
Maybe one day he'll go deeper, really exorcise the demon at the root
I'm in the sofa cushions over loose change
Black mold bath tub, homie it's a Tuesday
Forever now, forever is a tuesday (Tuesday!)
Forever now, forever now (Tuesday!)
And if you waiting for a spell where it falls into an order you can help then well
Yea, no
I can't even keep a cactus alive when I'm present
When I'm gone it's a groundbreaking botanical epic
From desolate to Little Shop of Horrors in a second
It's weird knowing life thrives more when you exit
The trouble man cuddle with a duffle bag of loose cash
Chews glass scatterbrained, aspartame moustache
Moi head lice, dress like a douchebag, unsaid prayers
Undead raccoon hat, voice of the boiled over
Thick skull, still throw his toys out his stroller
Piss black roof tar, bleed flat cherry coke
Very much another wackjob with a megaphone
Very much another fat slob playing chess alone
Lesser known fetish porn, leftover Lexapro, etcetera
Everything's coming up goose eggs, Sunday, Monday happy days
Tuesday is Tuesday
Forever now, forever is a Tuesday (Tuesday!)
Forever now, forever now (Tuesday!)
Forever now, forever is a Tuesday
Forever now, forever now

-Aesop Rock

Game was fun, buy it.

It's the game that I've loved since playing it on the original Xbox, no changes except for the better. The improvements to frame rate and HD graphics and the integration with mouse and keyboard make this game amazing both playing campaign and multiplayer. I find myself playing it even more on PC than I did on Xbox as I am older than when the games first came out and have a different appreciation for completing the many challenges in the game. Sitting at about 50% of the total achievements in the game and only getting more, I do enjoy the vast replayability of the PVE content in Halo, definitely recommend.

It's the same game you played as a kid, with better graphics, some QOL additions, memorable locations, level design, and gameplay. It's not a hard game, it was made for children in 2003, this is not complex, its a fun, short game that is pretty easy to 100%. If you want the nostalgia trip, and want a few hours of classic platforming that is not based on the demanding tier and complication of new games in 2020, this is just basic and revitalizing fun.

This game is definitely a top 5 of all time out of my many years of playing since the PS2, this game is one of the most relaxing and satisfyingly wholesome games I have ever played. The free pace of the game and open world of Pelican Town allows you to freely choose what kind of professions you want to chase as a farmer whenever you want. It is incredibly easy to sink countless hours into this game because as soon as the day ends, you can't help but start the next one, then the next one! Customizing your farm as the seasons pass will easily take up a majority of the time you play this game, not to mention completing the tons of quests! I've only made two farms on steam, yet still clocked about 250 hours between the two, Stardew Valley is most likely my favorite steam game I have ever played.

I would definitely recommend a buy for this game. The constant flood of new things to do and build allows for endless objectives. You'll always be learning something new about the game. The grind is fun and you'll want to put more and more hours into it with instant reward. You will find yourself putting many hours into this game before you know it. The one thing that will make you especially angry other than the slight bugs, is losing your save file. If you want to best avoid losing your 50 hour save file randomly, do not play the game offline. Play online at all times with connection to steam cloud. This game is uncanny for losing or corrupting your file.

Mind ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and heart wrenching story that left me on the edge of my seat all through the game. The game mechanics were not complicated enough to annoy me and distract me from the story. There are not many games that the ending gives me shivers and a few tears to the eyes. So glad I picked this game up and cannot recommend it enough!