Recent reviews by DerpyWerpy

--- PC ---
- Great game
- Good optimisation on PC
- Bad controls
- Overcomplicated UI
- Fun and lots to do
- Main expansion quests are short
- Bad optimisation on console

--- Xbox ---
- Constant lag
- Over 30 disconnects a day
- Terrible frame rates
- Many bugs
- Bad UI

--- ESO Plus ---
- Pricing is a bit bad (£8.99)
- 1,500 crowns a month
- Many of the good things cost 2.5k crowns
- Can purchase more crowns for more money
- You get access to all DLC not including expansions

--- ESO Website ---
- Terrible navigation
- Pointless links that redirect
- Extremely slow and buggy
- Have to sign up a second timne for the forums
- Signing up to forums require an invitation
- Forums offer customer support for all platforms
- Doesn't tell you how to get invitation
- How the ♥♥♥♥ do I get customer support if I have no invitation?!

--- Overall ---
- Great game
- Expansions are small
- Game breaking bugs
- Bad customer support
- Dumb website
- Website is ♥♥♥♥

--- Additional Comments ---
I'd recommend purchasing the PC version only (probably why your on Steam anyway). You will be extremely dissapointed. Also, avoid the website at all costs. Website is so badly designed and it's always super slow and navigation is just trash. Sometimes it won't even let you log into the website saying "this account does not exist" blah blah blah. I have no idea what's up with the website but I'd seriously avoid it as long as you can. Game is good on PC though.

--- Graphics ---
☐ Artistic
☑ Retro
☐ Realistic

--- Gameplay ---
☐ Exhilarating
☑ Addictive
☐ Good
☐ Dull

--- Audio ---
☐ Masterpiece
☐ Awesome
☑ Decent
☐ Lame

--- Audience ---
☐ Children
☐ Teenagers
☑ Adults

--- Requirements ---
☐ NASA Machine
☐ High End
☐ Decent
☐ Budget
☑ Potato

--- Difficulty ---
☐ Easy
☐ Normal
☐ Hard
☑ Nightmare

--- Grind ---
☐ None
☐ Unnecessary
☐ Small Amount
☑ Great Amounts
☐ Excessive

--- Story ---
☐ Masterpiece
☐ Amazing
☐ Decent
☑ Dull
☐ None

--- Game Time ---
☐ Extreme
☑ Long
☐ Average
☐ Short

--- Price ---
☐ None
☐ Underpriced
☑ Worth Purchasing
☐ Overpriced
☐ Wallet Crunching

--- Bugs ---
☑ Minimal
☐ Quite A Few
☐ Excessive
☐ Game Breaking

--- Extra Comments ---
Dead Cells is an amazing fast action paced retro platformer which will keep a player entertained for hours. Any player will have a tough time learning the game and the randomly generated maps will ensure the player faces new challenges every time. The game takes on a fantastic modernised-retro type style of art and combines that with great animations that work fluently with the controls. Much like the Binding of Issac: Rebirth, once a player dies they start at the beggining and makes another attempt learning from their mistakes. Anybody who loves a challenge as well as the modernised-retro look, then this is the game for them. Those who do not find entertainment in extreme difficutly and learning from mistakes they should turn away. The price tag is appropiately placed and has every reason for being worth purchasing.

Awesome game concept but it needs much more content such as new maps and different environments. Still fun to play though!

Major bugs that the developers continue to neglect and a massive ammount of trolls (generally found in clusters on certain servers) render the game almost unplayable.

Great and massive game that is worth putting hours into. Takes time to learn the game and how it works as it can be a little complicated at first. Optimisation is pretty bad though.

Don't really understand the hype surrounding this game. Wasn't as amazing and people made it sound out to be. The snow and frost do look amazing but the graphical parts of buildings are quite bad and doesn't seem to fit in that well. The camera has a limit on how close you can get to your city so a lot of detail isn't visible and may not even be there. Tutorials were overcomplicated and did not help at all. Controls are very generic. The cinematics are very good but for what the game turned out to be it's quite dissapointment. Optimisation is awful so don't expect a mid-end GPU to run this game like butter on high setttings (which it should). City size is limited and there is no sandbox mode and the game is quite a bit over priced. Also, the main soundtrack during the first cinematic sounds like a stolen asset or a really obvious knock off of something else. Not my best purchase but maybe even myself will find some entertainment somewhere. Thank the Steams I was illegible for a refund. :)

Good game. One of the best free to plays out there. A lot of bugs are present however and it's hard to find players that communicate along with frequent connection issues. It's a great game for players looking for a daily challenge.

Game has a lot of solid content. The gameplay mechanics are interesting and the visuals are audio are great with a lot of major updates always coming in. Certainly recommend!

Game is amazing. The visuals and graphics are flawless and there is a lot of content to explore. Loving it!

Unique and simple gameplay but the entertainment consumed dries within hours.