Recent reviews by atomic1fire

Somebody gave little red riding hood an UZI and a puppy 10/10

edit: Granted I only played Vampire survivor 2 for like a couple minutes, that alone was funny to me.

If you give everyone the same name, everyone dies at game start and you're left with an empty mansion.

Rip BOB.

edit: This was patched out.

There's no official controller support but plays really well with the steam controller thumb stick. If you have some kind of joystick hotkey program you could probably dominate all the wolves with a controller.


As for the game itself, it's really simple to pick up and play, but provides that feeling like you're one of those unstoppable action movie dudes, except you're a pig.

Paint the town red starts off with the basic premise "a guy walks into a bar", or a disco, or any number of scenarios the developer may have in store, but for now let's just say "A guy walks into a bar, punches some other guy, and a full blown riot commences with our protaganist grabbing chairs, knives, nunchucks, katana's, bottles, guitars, pool sticks and ash trays and proceeds to murder everyone in the bar including the really tough looking guy before leaving." The bartender can't say anything because he's dead.

If you absolutely want a voxel based fatal bar fight simulator, this is that game. If you don't wish to see countless dudes lose chunks of their face pixels and get their heads and limbs chopped off, this may not be your game.

This game is silly, idiotic, unrealistic, and a complete waste of time.

Normally that would be the phrase that tells someone not to buy the game. However, for goat simulator, being silly and idiotic just works.

There's no plot, only a pasche of various pop culture references and inside jokes the developer has hid throughout the maps. Goat Z, not only serves as a paid DLC, but a continuation of the game developers lampooning of everything from zombie games to Conan OBrien. The game also includes an explicit content option in the settings if you'd like to remove swearing or are playing near or with young children, but there's still some content that might concern some parents. Although most of the context is "This is not a person doing this, it's a indestructable goat".

While most people criticize the length, the game itself is really just a strange, incredibly destructive scavenger hunt of jokes, unlockables and activities for the player to find before they get bored and do something else.

But ultimately that's what makes the game work. Being a real goat would probably be boring, but being a goat that can blow up gas stations and survive being hit by a car is amusing, if not kinda stupid.

No one really plays it, but if you'd like a slimmed down single player game where you shoot down nazis and dinosaurs, it's a good compliment to the multiplayer game. If you can get a few friends involved it might be even better.

Bought bow and arrow on noob mode. Shot down a pterodactyl cause he was in my face. resisted urge to yell "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS PLANET"

would play Arrow with dinosaurs again.

10/10

If you've played galcon for playstation, galcon on instantaction back when that existed, or own galcon fusion you might like this game. Mods are really neat, including a breakout clone called bricks, a version of galcon you can play with other people in the room, as it's completely turn based and more like a board game. And then there's the weird mirror mod where you can control both teams and have to dare I say it play with yourself.

Galcon 2 mods use lua. Online multiplayer with galcon is always hard unless you're good at strategy games, so if that's not your thing you probably won't like this game, even though it's simpler then other RTS games because the goal is take planets and shoot triangles at other planets.