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17 Dec, 2025 @ 8:03am 


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7 Dec, 2025 @ 5:19pm 
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18 Nov, 2025 @ 7:39am 
I saw him at a grocery store. I told him how cool it was to meet him, but didn’t want to bother him or ask for a photo. He said, 'Oh, like you’re doing now?' I was kind of taken aback, so all I could say was 'Huh?' but he just kept going 'huh? huh? huh?' and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.
16 Nov, 2025 @ 6:51pm 
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8 Nov, 2025 @ 10:51pm 
I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.
16 Mar, 2025 @ 9:43pm 
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25 Apr, 2022 @ 8:02pm 
nort
18 Apr, 2022 @ 5:53pm 
Girl- am I pretty? Boy- no. Girl- do you want to be with me forever? Boy- no. Girl- will you cry if I walk away?Boy- no. The girl walks away hurt with tears running down her face. The boy grabs her arm Boy- your not pretty your beautiful, I dont want to be with you forever I need to be with you forever, and I wont cry if you walk away I will die if you walk away. Boy- please stay with me? Girl- I will. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize he likes you. If you dont send this to 5 other profiles you will have relationship problems for the next ten years if you paste this on ten other profiles you will get everything you want tomorrow.
9 Dec, 2018 @ 5:07pm 
Girl- am I pretty? Boy- no. Girl- do you want to be with me forever? Boy- no. Girl- will you cry if I walk away?Boy- no. The girl walks away hurt with tears running down her face. The boy grabs her arm Boy- your not pretty your beautiful, I dont want to be with you forever I need to be with you forever, and I wont cry if you walk away I will die if you walk away. Boy- please stay with me? Girl- I will. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize he likes you. If you dont send this to 5 other profiles you will have relationship problems for the next ten years if you paste this on ten other profiles you will get everything you want tomorrow.
9 Dec, 2018 @ 5:07pm 
Girl- am i gay? Boy- yes. Girl- Wow! Boy- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
13 Nov, 2018 @ 6:33pm 
Girl- am I pretty? Boy- no. Girl- do you want to be with me forever? Boy- no. Girl- will you cry if I walk away?Boy- no. The girl walks away hurt with tears running down her face. The boy grabs her arm Boy- your not pretty your beautiful, I dont want to be with you forever I need to be with you forever, and I wont cry if you walk away I will die if you walk away. Boy- please stay with me? Girl- I will. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize he likes you. If you dont send this to 5 other profiles you will have relationship problems for the next ten years if you paste this on ten other profiles you will get everything you want tomorrow.
12 Nov, 2018 @ 5:09pm 
Girl- am I pretty? Boy- no. Girl- do you want to be with me forever? Boy- no. Girl- will you cry if I walk away?Boy- no. The girl walks away hurt with tears running down her face. The boy grabs her arm Boy- your not pretty your beautiful, I dont want to be with you forever I need to be with you forever, and I wont cry if you walk away I will die if you walk away. Boy- please stay with me? Girl- I will. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize he likes you. If you dont send this to 5 other profiles you will have relationship problems for the next ten years if you paste this on ten other profiles you will get everything you want tomorrow.
11 Mar, 2018 @ 6:22am 
+rep friendly in game
12 Feb, 2018 @ 6:31pm 
Girl- am I pretty? Boy- no. Girl- do you want to be with me forever? Boy- no. Girl- will you cry if I walk away?Boy- no. The girl walks away hurt with tears running down her face. The boy grabs her arm Boy- your not pretty your beautiful, I dont want to be with you forever I need to be with you forever, and I wont cry if you walk away I will die if you walk away. Boy- please stay with me? Girl- I will. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize he likes you. If you dont send this to 5 other profiles you will have relationship problems for the next ten years if you paste this on ten other profiles you will get everything you want tomorrow.
9 Feb, 2018 @ 8:46pm 
queues up with a sick cheater, what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
6 Sep, 2017 @ 8:34pm 
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8 Jul, 2017 @ 5:23pm 
I love your MINECRAFT hunger games. They are such high quality and so hilarious! Maybe we can collab one day that would be so amazing OMG(ng). HAHA see what I did there. THIS IS SO AMAZING HAVING THE PRIVILEDGE TO write on your profile LOL. I'm so happy.
20 May, 2017 @ 12:08pm 
-rep literally the most cancerous rocket league player I've ever played with.
19 Feb, 2017 @ 3:10pm 
nub: deno lets play cs go
den0: na
den0: dont wanna carry u rite now
nub: lol
nub: youre so trash
19 Feb, 2017 @ 3:10pm 
nub: deno lets play cs go
den0: na
den0: dont wanna carry u rite now
nub: lol
nub: youre so trash
19 Feb, 2017 @ 3:10pm 
nub: deno lets play cs go
den0: na
den0: dont wanna carry u rite now
nub: lol
nub: youre so trash
19 Feb, 2017 @ 3:10pm 
nub: deno lets play cs go
den0: na
den0: dont wanna carry u rite now
nub: lol
nub: youre so trash
19 Feb, 2017 @ 3:10pm 
nub: deno lets play cs go
den0: na
den0: dont wanna carry u rite now
nub: lol
nub: youre so trash
19 Feb, 2017 @ 3:10pm 
nub: deno lets play cs go
den0: na
den0: dont wanna carry u rite now
nub: lol
nub: youre so trash
15 May, 2016 @ 10:35am 
nice profile
9 Apr, 2016 @ 9:28pm 
nub: deno lets play cs go
den0: na
den0: dont wanna carry u rite now
nub: lol
nub: youre so trash
9 Apr, 2016 @ 12:12pm 
LOL
5 Dec, 2015 @ 12:14pm 
nub: deno lets play cs go
den0: na
den0: dont wanna carry u rite now
nub: lol
nub: youre so trash
28 Feb, 2015 @ 10:14pm 
+rep super friendly and nice guy! :)
10 Jan, 2015 @ 6:24pm 
lmfao
20 Nov, 2014 @ 3:40pm 
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17 Oct, 2014 @ 7:15pm 
allen?
13 Oct, 2014 @ 11:46am 
hello :D
12 Oct, 2014 @ 12:49pm 
+rep nice guy, i truely believe hes not out there to ♥♥♥♥ you over<3
13 Sep, 2014 @ 12:42pm 
+ rep easy and fast
12 Sep, 2014 @ 4:08pm 
+rep good guy, and awesome trader <3
5 Sep, 2014 @ 7:36pm 
+rep patient trader
3 Sep, 2014 @ 4:34pm 
good trade +rep!
14 Aug, 2014 @ 5:50pm 
+rep good, fast and friendly trader :woodlehappy:
13 Aug, 2014 @ 6:20pm 
+rep good trader
6 Aug, 2014 @ 8:40pm 
+rep good trader)
2 Aug, 2014 @ 8:30pm 
+Rep
2 Jul, 2014 @ 8:08am 
It feels weird stobbit >:C
28 Jun, 2014 @ 10:23am 
*sniff sniff