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2,209.5 hrs on record (2,194.3 hrs at review time)
RIP Marvel Heroes.
2,209 hours played
11,400 progression levels
11,235 achievement points
1,021 days of service

And no severance for your employees when you lay them off the day before Thanksgiving.
/shame on you Gaz
Posted 28 November, 2016. Last edited 23 November, 2017.
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8.3 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
Guacamelee! is absolutely FANTASTIC for the first 80% of the game. The last 20% is just ridiculous.
Hmm... that sounds just like 90% of the anime out there. So the real question is, do you want to invest time and money into something that sucks at the end?
Posted 1 January, 2014.
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1.0 hrs on record
The Stanley Parable is to a Chick pamphlet as Antichamber is to a fortune cookie statement.
Posted 18 December, 2013.
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2.6 hrs on record
From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable: "A parable is a short tale that illustrates a universal truth; it is a simple narrative. It sketches a setting, describes an action, and shows the results." "A parable often involves a character who faces a moral dilemma or one who makes a bad decision and then suffers the unintended consequences."
Posted 7 November, 2013. Last edited 2 December, 2013.
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16.8 hrs on record
For a budget title, I have come back to this game more than many other "better" shooters. Old school shooter that looks shiny and nice.
Posted 20 July, 2012. Last edited 20 December, 2013.
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