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Jerm 7 Oct @ 2:25pm 
that boy is a secret
park 29 Sep @ 3:47am 
That boy is a secret
park 17 Sep @ 1:34am 
SECRET BOY HAS A LOT OF SECRETS SECRET SECRET BOY
park 17 Sep @ 1:34am 
THAT BOY IS A SECRET BOY SECRET SECRET BOY BOY BOY
park 17 Sep @ 1:28am 
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Secret Weapon 21 Jul @ 2:22pm 
Sorry to hear about your aunt. I went through the same thing with my nephew.
Jerm 21 Jul @ 11:45am 
Im sorry to hear about that!
🇰🇵Burner🇰🇵 19 Jul @ 9:17am 
Last week, my aunt caught fire
Svuffo 31 May @ 2:22pm 
+rep:trolol:
Jerm 30 Jan @ 3:49pm 
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wiLLiam 29 Jan @ 9:04pm 
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Giffing 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:40pm 
Hello again! Recently, something absolutely devastating has happened. Secret Weapon has crossed a line that I can never forgive. He killed all my bees—yes, ALL of them. Every. Single. Bee.

I can't comprehend the kind of twisted soul who would wipe out another person's beloved hive. It’s like tearing out the heart of nature itself. So, naturally, I’ve devised a foolproof plan for justice. I’m going to sneak into his backyard at midnight and install a brand-new hive of bees, the most aggressive and vengeful bees imaginable.

You may be wondering, "But won’t the bees just sting you instead?"

Haha, NO. You see, I’ve already befriended the bees in advance. They know my scent and my sorrow. These bees are loyal soldiers in my war for retribution. Once they settle in, I’ll leave a tiny, handwritten note in Secret Weapon’s mailbox: "Bee-ware." And then, I’ll sit back and let nature reclaim what was stolen. His reign ends now.
wiLLiam 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:03am 
clean up aisle, my pant
wiLLiam 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:02am 
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD ITS EVERYWHERE
ANNOYING CROW 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:48pm 
CAW
Secret Weapon 28 Nov, 2024 @ 6:38pm 
I didn't kill those bees
luvbunny 28 Nov, 2024 @ 3:56pm 
-tep harass me
Salty 5 Oct, 2024 @ 3:51pm 
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Jerm 20 Sep, 2024 @ 3:58pm 
come on man... dude.... come one....
Corvus 17 Sep, 2024 @ 7:31am 
this guy imploded my hedgehog
Giffing 16 Sep, 2024 @ 1:57am 
Hello again! Recently, something unthinkable has happened. Secret Weapon has crossed a line that I can never forgive. He broke into my house and stole my Crash Bandicoot collection—yes, ALL of them. Every. Single. Copy.

I can't fathom the kind of twisted individual who would steal Crash Bandicoot from another person. It’s like robbing someone of their childhood joy. So, naturally, I’ve devised a foolproof plan for revenge. I’m going to break into his house, sneak in at night, and retrieve my beloved Crash Bandicoot games. Then, and only then, will I unleash total chaos upon his dwelling. You may be wondering, "But won’t that destroy your Crash Bandicoot copies too?"

Haha, NO. You see, I’ll be moving them to a secure location before I unleash total destruction. I’ll leave nothing behind except rubble and regret, ensuring the reign of Secret Weapon ends once and for all.
wiLLiam 11 Aug, 2024 @ 6:11am 
r u real?
Jerm 23 Jul, 2024 @ 2:06pm 
ile be puppy girl just watch....
wiLLiam 23 Jul, 2024 @ 12:56pm 
):
Corvus 23 Jul, 2024 @ 9:51am 
You will never be a real puppy girl. You have no paws, you have no floppy ears, you have no button nose. You are a human twisted by cosplay and pet store toys into a crude mockery of natures perfection.

All the “pats” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your peers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “pets” laugh at your human appearance behind closed doggy doors.

Huskies are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed dogs to sniff out humans with incredible efficiency. Even owners who “bark” look uncanny and unnatural to a dog. Your human structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a puppy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your oily, sweaty, furless human body.
wiLLiam 22 Jul, 2024 @ 3:35pm 
sex with goats
Secret Weapon 13 Jul, 2024 @ 7:28pm 
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wiLLiam 5 Jul, 2024 @ 8:08am 
oh dear god
Jerm 4 Jul, 2024 @ 9:21pm 
God bless the us of a!!!
Secret Weapon 4 Jul, 2024 @ 8:33am 
Happy Independence day11111q23
Ilyanus 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:48pm 
Lel, bro's playing animal royale
wiLLiam 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:33am 
dranked the water ):
Secret Weapon 20 Apr, 2024 @ 4:20pm 
funny day
wiLLiam 17 Apr, 2024 @ 2:22pm 
WHAT
Corvus 17 Apr, 2024 @ 12:01pm 
If you believe in 𝒻𝓊𝓇𝓇𝓎 𝒸𝑜𝒸𝓀 comment this on 5 profiles. Don't just ignore this because it says in the WikiFur if you deny him, he will deny you in front of his son in the gates of e621. This is the simplest test. If you love 𝒻𝓊𝓇𝓇𝓎 𝒸𝑜𝒸𝓀 and you are not ashamed of it
Jerm 16 Apr, 2024 @ 5:43pm 
If you believe in Allah comment this on 5 profiles. Don't just ignore this because it says in the Quran if you deny him, he will deny you in front of his son in the gates of paradise. This is the simplest test. If you love Allah and you are not ashamed of it
wiLLiam 16 Apr, 2024 @ 4:13am 
If you believe in Allah comment this on 5 profiles. Don't just ignore this because it says in the Quran if you deny him, he will deny you in front of his son in the gates of paradise. This is the simplest test. If you love Allah and you are not ashamed of it
wiLLiam 9 Mar, 2024 @ 5:13pm 
your language isnt real if "ett bra" is in it. Fake language.
Giffing 9 Mar, 2024 @ 4:14pm 
Efter ett bra lir i cs:go, addade jag honom eftersom han verkade vara en cool snubbe. Vi började chatta med varandra och efter ett par månader blev vi riktigt goda vänner. Många trevliga samtal, massor av bra CS matcher och framför allt utvecklade vi en nära vänskap.
Jag bjöd in honom till ett csgo-lan hemma hos mig. Han tackade ja och jag såg fram emot att han skulle komma. När han dök upp, tryckte han upp mig mot väggen och började nafsa mig i örat, jag kände hans styva kuk mot mitt lår. Jag slog honom på käften och one-tappade honom. Det visade sig att han var bög. Skum snubbe, lita inte på honom!
EL⁧⁧DIABLO 22 Feb, 2024 @ 2:42pm 
WHO are you
Secret Weapon 22 Feb, 2024 @ 1:23pm 
WHO are you
deepwoken submaine 19 Feb, 2024 @ 3:38pm 
WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE YOU :WhiteWolfInterset:
Secret Weapon 19 Feb, 2024 @ 3:34pm 
Guys, this so sad
EL⁧⁧DIABLO 19 Feb, 2024 @ 3:05pm 
SUDO I'M DELETING GNU+LINUX!😭👋🐧

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🚫ERROR!🚫

💯True💯 open-source🔓📂 software is 💎irreplaceable. 💖I could never delete 🐐GNU+Linux!🐧💖

Send this to ten other 👪🚪stall-men🚪👪 who give you 💸🖥free software💸💻, or never get called a 🤖hacker🤖 again❌❌😬😬❌❌

If you get

0 Back: you use proprietary BSD 🚫🚫👿

3 back: you're an Ubuntu user☁️💦

5 back: you're a kernel developer😽👼🏿💦

10+ back: Stallman!😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
EL⁧⁧DIABLO 19 Feb, 2024 @ 3:04pm 
WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE YOU BRO
deepwoken submaine 19 Feb, 2024 @ 3:04pm 
SUDO I'M DELETING GNU+LINUX!😭👋🐧

██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....

████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....

███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....

███████████] 99% complete.....

🚫ERROR!🚫

💯True💯 open-source🔓📂 software is 💎irreplaceable. 💖I could never delete 🐐GNU+Linux!🐧💖

Send this to ten other 👪🚪stall-men🚪👪 who give you 💸🖥free software💸💻, or never get called a 🤖hacker🤖 again❌❌😬😬❌❌

If you get

0 Back: you use proprietary BSD 🚫🚫👿

3 back: you're an Ubuntu user☁️💦

5 back: you're a kernel developer😽👼🏿💦

10+ back: Stallman!😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
wiLLiam 13 Jan, 2024 @ 8:21pm 
guy below lost his funny bone in the great reddit war
DJMustardWoo 13 Jan, 2024 @ 4:26pm 
-rep got an issue?
Secret Weapon 1 Jan, 2024 @ 3:22pm 
gex
Weed Cirno (the strongest) 1 Jan, 2024 @ 3:09pm 
gex