Hai there. Why are you looking at my steam profile page? If you’re looking for information you won’t find it here. If you do happen to find information on this page I'm sorry to inform you that you have gone crazy. Going crazy is a common side effect of viewing this steam profile for extended periods of time. The effect in fact increases as you read this paragraph (if one can really call it that). Please do not inform me or blame me for said insanity as I would never get anything done if you did. In fact it would be better if any craziness you happen to pick up while viewing this page was kept to yourself (however I am still entirely confused as to why you’re even looking at this page). The fact that you have continued reading this until this point says a lot about you as a person. Mostly that you have far too much free time, are most certainly at least a little bit insane, and you have a mild case of curiosity. Curiosity being the important factor here. What is it that you're curious about. Is it whether or not this paragraph thing ends (although that should be quite apparent as you only need to scroll to find out). Maybe you're wondering if this paragraph will ever have a purpose. If you are in fact attempting to gather information about the owner of this profile page or even read into his personality. Then I assure you are most definitely insane by now as pointed out by the above point. The further you read the crazier you get. However as the case may be it might just be the author of this text is getting more insane as the text goes on and merely blaming this on you getting increasingly more insane. I would like to assure you that this is not true. You sanity levels have decreased. It says so right on this insanity meter. You know the one. Right over there. Can't you find it? Well either this paragraph isn't long enough or your screen is far too big. Either that your computer doesn't support the insane-o-meter add on. If that is the case you should consult your doctor immediately as you may have been exposed to excessive amounts of insanity. Make sure you bring your computer with you so as the doctor can correctly analyse the situation. Is anybody still reading this. Yes? Why!? Why?! Are you reading this. It has no purpose. You. Will. Learn. Nothing. Nothing at all. Really it's not even that interesting... wait. Maybe I wasn't actually lying. Maybe you are in fact becoming more crazy by reading this. In that case I can see how this would be entertaining or at the very least interesting. For now that presents me with two options as to why you are still reading (well at least two I'm going to tell you about). First option would be that you are making up your own story and using this as sort of a foundation for that (in which case both your insanity and imagination are awesome). The second option being that you are thoroughly confused and crazy. Hoping that if you read far enough there will be some cure to this insanity that you have been "forced" into. If this is the case I'm not even sorry. I did warn you way back there up at the start of this monster of a paragraph (is it even legal to call it that anymore). But of course there is then the obvious third option which is of course just a combination of both the previous options. That would be kind of fun and painful at the same time. I can sort of imagine that (not that well of course because I'm no where near as crazy as you are right now). Of course those of you that have managed to maintain some sense of your logic this far (congratulations for that by the way) are wondering why I am in fact not insane. Well that is of course for the very simple reason that I have not in fact read this monster of text. How is that possible? you might ask. Well that's simple one does not need to read something that one writes. As is apparent by the errors thr the rest here [docs.google.com]