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I am typing this from the edge of a cliff. I think this is the last message I am ever sending in this discord. You guys probably don't even care. Emily spent the past couple of weeks have several hour long skype video conversations with Kollosus at night. Really can't deal with this any longer. I have been going through so much the past couple of weeks. I lost my job because I spent most of my nights watching Emily and showed up to work late on numerous occasions. In addition, I have been accumulating debt donating to her as well hoping to win her affection, but she like always girls go for the bad boy and not the nice guy who has been there for her since the beginning. I bet she doesn't even care. I am done with this community, this discord, and my life.

This man sent me a single AAA batteries everyday for a decade after he got my address off Furry Simulator 2 - VR Edition....he knew damn well that i needed AA.

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My Name is Mr. Harold Sugarballs. Some people call me Dr. Pickles. I'm a Musician, Artist, Stand- up Comedian and a writer...And Yes, a real Doctor. (PhD.) That means I'm not a Medical Doctor however I know a few things about a few things and am certainly qualified to offer my services for tonsil Massages and Pelvic Thrust Exams.
I became hooked on the magic here a few years ago while writing a book about body language. Now I'm in the process of writing another book to be released in January. Millions more will be coming here soon after so you can look forward to that. I sure am.
If it seems like I'm here but not really here, I'm next door in another cam site. I can hear the tip bell ring and will come running when I hear it. Otherwise I check back periodically so stick around, grab a beer out of my fridge. They are always ice cold.

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If you are a beautiful strong Aryan warrior, someone will put this in your comments.
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Special loser? More like SPECIAL ♥♥♥♥♥♥

http://www.humanbiologicaldiversity.com/Photos/Race&IQ.jpeg

Wait, they're all special?

I see you making a bone hurting juice joke. That was my favourite meme, but now gaythony fagtanno has ruined it, so youre basically raping me and I want an apology.

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Sonic knelt down next to his father and cried. Suddenly Telamon reached down to Sonic's crotch and rubbed his penis through his pants. “Lets give him one last run, ok my candy boy?” Telamon suggested.

~NYAA!~ Onii-Chan, that's the wrong hole!!! I POOP FROM THERE!!!

+rep Caring, loving, gives oustanding head, 10/10 would ass ♥♥♥♥ again, he wont stop touching my nipples but i kind of like it <3......... ILY

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It's COOL to have erectile dysfunction.
Post this on the wall of a friend with a broken willy to show them how COOL they are!

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