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Have you ever wanted to slice somebody's head in half?
Have you ever wanted to smear a person across the floor with a giant hammer?
Have you ever wanted to tear someone apart by pulling on their limbs?
If you answered 'yes' to any of these questions, then this game is for you!

Seriously, just buy this game right now.

Step 1. Spawn as MTF
Step 2. Decide not to go into facility and die.
Step 3. Decide to go into a corner and play DnD.
Step 4. ???
Step 5. Profit.

10/10 would be killed and then not revived by 049 again.

1. Drink beer
2. Drink more beer
3. Die a lot
4. Drink even more beer
5. Build car
6. Car immediately breaks
7. Rethink your life choices and drink more beer

10/10 would suffer again

Incredibly fun game and remember, F5+F9 is necessary to avoid dissapointment.