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Brendon, let me show you something, all right? Maybe this will give you a little incentive. Look at my arm right there. See that? I got that when I was eighteen years old. I’ll tell you something. I regret it. ‘Cause this tattoo don’t come off. I have a tattoo of a cow’s head, because I loved that cheese then. So I get the cow, I go in there, I’m a little drunk, and I say, “Give me the cow head from that cheese, I love that cheese.” I have a cow, a cheese cow on my arm, Brendon. Don’t get a tattoo, that’s what I’m telling you. Play soccer. Brendon, take a look at my chest. No, I’m serious, look at that. Know who that is right there? That’s the woman from the Chiquita banana. I got that tattooed on my chest. I am an idiot. I got trademark products all over my body. It’s like going to a market, ‘cause I was drunk one night. Don’t live like me, all right? All right, now you go out there and play great.


Brendon, let me show you something, all right? Maybe this will give you a little incentive. Look at my arm right there. See that? I got that when I was eighteen years old. I’ll tell you something. I regret it. ‘Cause this tattoo don’t come off. I have a tattoo of a cow’s head, because I loved that cheese then. So I get the cow, I go in there, I’m a little drunk, and I say, “Give me the cow head from that cheese, I love that cheese.” I have a cow, a cheese cow on my arm, Brendon. Don’t get a tattoo, that’s what I’m telling you. Play soccer. Brendon, take a look at my chest. No, I’m serious, look at that. Know who that is right there? That’s the woman from the Chiquita banana. I got that tattooed on my chest. I am an idiot. I got trademark products all over my body. It’s like going to a market, ‘cause I was drunk one night. Don’t live like me, all right? All right, now you go out there and play great.


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kat 15 Jul, 2013 @ 11:52pm 
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