Goat ass inventory and likes to kiss boys :3

[POINT AT CAMERA]
Okay bestie let me tell you about this guy Felix 💀
[DRAMATIC PAUSE]
This man — THIS MAN — has SEVENTEEN hamsters.
SEVENTEEN. 🐹🐹🐹
He named them all after Pokémon and he CRIES when they go to sleep
[ZOOM IN]
He built them a MANSION out of cardboard boxes from Amazon
Bro spent more on hamster bedding than his own mattress 😭
[SIDE EYE TO CAMERA]
Felix showing up to your party like "guys can we talk about hamster enrichment activities"
Felix at 2am: googles "do hamsters dream about me"
[POINT DOWN]
The corniest man alive. No cap. Certified goofy. 🤡
[OUTRO - walk away and walk back]
Felix if you're watching this —
your hamsters DO love you bestie 🐹💕
but you are still a menace to society
drop the hamster food Felix
[freeze frame]

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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is GAY 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future marriage💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each bumming💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & wrap up⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is digg checked by real homosexuals🤤🤤🤤

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john "mudžahedini" serbianović

Make out with me <3