Recent reviews by Ash's Mom

"Their race is young, vigorous and technologically advanced" do you know, I had just the same thought while browsing some beautiful Tau fanart on Rule 34! Sorry Kier Starmer, but a man has needs! Concerningly homoerotic, race-traitorous needs! If we ever discover the Tau are a real alien race, PLEASE find Commander Shadowsun and tell her I'm single! I don't even care if it's fishy down there! We were all fish once, I can manage! And to all Human women: Please stop throwing yourselves at me, I am now only interested in twinky fish people, although I could never say no to those cute moneys from BTD6.

I would have played more of the game before putting my thoughts down, but I'm having a hard time doing it all one handed. The ability to change keybinds would have been nice as the enter key is a little far away from wasd, and I'd have liked to be able to lower the aim sensitivity a bit too. I also feel like the game would have lent itself better to a different genre than boomer shooter, perhaps a cute & bubbly Visual Novel, titled something along the lines of 'My Roommate is a Fire Warrior'? Please get onto it immediately, Mr Workshop!

A 2022 open-world indie game that doesn't have a fishing minigame? What is Master Chef even meant to cook? Joe Biden what are you doing with this franchise

yo this is kinda cool, they made all their old flash games free and accessible to play
yo you can play btd5 in this for free??
huh, bunch of zombie games. wonder if they're any good
yo ninja kiwi made meeblings????
YO NINJA KIWI MADE BOOMBOT???????

Only one Rule 34 image exists of Patch Notes Monkey. This needs changing NOW!
Also, why so much Ezili art? She's nowhere near as hot as Adora or Brickell, let alone Patch Notes Monkey.

Such a terrible fanbase for a great game. It has keyboard shortcuts for abilities and stuff, but I always play one-handed.

Such an incredible game. Why isn't Hiro in smash?

Absolute masterpiece. You cannot call yourself a Gamer if you have never experienced the sheer wonderment that Fluid Lander provides. I was rock hard the entire time I was playing, and there isn't even any nudity. If anything, the game is TOO good.

Anyone who unironically buys a game based upon whether or not it contains hent is filthy weeb trash.

Good Plot.

10/10

You can play it one-handed