Recent reviews by Ash's Mom

A 2022 open-world indie game that doesn't have a fishing minigame? What is Master Chef even meant to cook? Joe Biden what are you doing with this franchise

yo this is kinda cool, they made all their old flash games free and accessible to play
yo you can play btd5 in this for free??
huh, bunch of zombie games. wonder if they're any good
yo ninja kiwi made meeblings????
YO NINJA KIWI MADE BOOMBOT???????

Only one Rule 34 image exists of Patch Notes Monkey. This needs changing NOW!
Also, why so much Ezili art? She's nowhere near as hot as Adora or Brickell, let alone Patch Notes Monkey.

Such a terrible fanbase for a great game. It has keyboard shortcuts for abilities and stuff, but I always play one-handed.

Such an incredible game. Why isn't Hiro in smash?

Absolute masterpiece. You cannot call yourself a Gamer if you have never experienced the sheer wonderment that Fluid Lander provides. I was rock hard the entire time I was playing, and there isn't even any nudity. If anything, the game is TOO good.

Anyone who unironically buys a game based upon whether or not it contains hent is filthy weeb trash.

Good Plot.

10/10

You can play it one-handed