I WANT YOU TO BE MINE AGAIN BABY

this guy stinks (sucks)

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina-hummina-hummina! bazooooooooing! Eyes pop out, AWOOGA! Jaw drops, tongue rolls out, WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF! Tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably, leaking face and everything in reach, WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr, tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart! Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... pulls out comically oversized mallet and beats own head with it 15 times! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt, ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum, OOHHHH! Steam shoots out of ears, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background, spiling white liquid and dough on the streets! BABY WANTS TO! heartsheartsheartshearts, inhales from the gas tank, AWOOOOOOOGA

scout king ♥

you kinda cute
for real for real

-rep not as good with the scout as i am :)

Signed by the one and only. Heely peek brother in arms.

eat my shorts

Scout God*

Posted by your local Grammar Nazi

+rep Nice "+rep"

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-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep again nice c o c k

+rep nice ♥♥♥♥

+rep the greatest player in all of MM

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Hey there long time no see! I remember back in '94 I pulled you over for speeding but then I saw it was you so let you off with a warning and we had a drink together! If you're still in Clark County let me know and we could go grab some drinks and reflect on the good old days!

+rep In the real world, fast and steady wins the race – despite what happens in the fable of The Hare and the Tortoise. But in this new family animation Turbo, we see an evolutionary process in Hollywood's sentimental admiration for the slowcoach underdog. We started with Pixar's Cars and Cars 2, about a hothead racer forced to slow up and appreciate real values – and from there to Disney's Planes, basically the same story, but all about a lovably slow crop-duster aircraft aspiring to battle "race planes".

Now we've actually got a story about a snail – literally a snail – who plans to race cars in the Indianapolis 500. Turbo can do this because, like Peter Parker and his radioactive spider, he has somehow ingested turbocharged nitrous oxide from a car during a drag race, turning him into a lean, mean, snaily racing machine. It's a strange piece of work, all too clearly modified and cross-bred from earlier movie hits, that never quite gets out of the starting grid.

+rep my homie

+rep i wanna suck his ass

+rep Nice and thick

+rep nice trader