Recent reviews by Community College Athlete

I need lore to understand why these animals are slaughtering each other

We all lift together

Pick up the turtle. If you don't, you've not experienced the full gameplay experience.

Game is good, just very weird to take in. Not sure how to feel.

Why has everyone playing this game been with my mother

A game that I dreamed of, was garbage on release, and then was pulled back from the brink to become one of the best space gaming experiences you could ask for. This is the greatest redemption arc of the 21st century.

EDIT: Still the best redemption arc of the 21st century

Damn Pierce looked weird back in the day amirite

"Pass the whiskey"

There will never be a better game. (Except maybe Just Cause 3, but we'll just have to wait and see) You can have a grappling hook, a parachute, and a rocket launcher on your person, all at one time? MADNESS! If you can afford this game, it will pay for itself in the first hour. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go blow up some more stuff.