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corn 18 hours ago 
:steamhappy:
shaboing boing 18 hours ago 
You should lowkirkenuinely have my babies
- FishyDolphin :smiling_fish:
Ø 17 Dec, 2025 @ 10:10pm 
Loser
Jessayy <3 21 Nov, 2025 @ 4:32pm 
most useless player oat
yn eb 17 Nov, 2025 @ 8:52pm 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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send this GUN to everyone u care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
Jolt 5 Nov, 2025 @ 10:37pm 
67
fehr_7 12 Oct, 2025 @ 2:01am 
67
Fehro 11 Oct, 2025 @ 2:55am 
garbage quit the game
Charisma 11 Oct, 2025 @ 2:22am 
doesnt know what a backpost rotation is
TuffPlayz YT 1 Oct, 2025 @ 1:55am 
my goat
5strs 30 Sep, 2025 @ 1:07am 
another chokeeee????? :steamsalty:
Blemish 19 Aug, 2025 @ 1:31am 
ok what the heck deav
malu 11 Aug, 2025 @ 1:36am 
3
YounggCar 11 Aug, 2025 @ 12:35am 
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ 1# GC HARD STUCK | 6 7 | STARBOY|
shelly do NOT care 11 Aug, 2025 @ 12:22am 
signed by sheldon, love u anglelr <3
/{-} \-| oak |-/ {-}\ 11 Aug, 2025 @ 12:16am 
lamommy ahh steam sign
malu 11 Aug, 2025 @ 12:15am 
+ rep stroked it for me
shelly do NOT care 2 Aug, 2025 @ 11:39pm 
You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck at rocket league. You’ll never be good at anything.
Double 1 Aug, 2025 @ 10:51am 
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Jq4.514 1 Aug, 2025 @ 6:54am 
👩‍👦🚗
jx. 29 Jul, 2025 @ 12:52am 
dont play rl again
Eytraax 12 Jul, 2025 @ 1:21am 
You are GOATED Eytraax <3
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Double 26 Jun, 2025 @ 9:59pm 
I hear you send sexy Polaroids for 5k channel points...
Blemish 30 May, 2025 @ 12:28am 
but yeah no fr you should uninstall the game lowkey
Blemish 30 May, 2025 @ 12:22am 
sign me broskie
SC4RAB 9 May, 2025 @ 6:58am 
gayngel ahh
LMN. 8 May, 2025 @ 7:08pm 
bum ahh challenger actual terrible player needs to hop off the game loser ur the reason ur parents split up
Fehro 28 Apr, 2025 @ 11:45pm 
challenger tag and still ass
ratty 20 Apr, 2025 @ 1:19am 
how do you still play the game when everyone knows ur ♥♥♥♥. take some advice from the comments
matheus 10 Apr, 2025 @ 1:25am 
chicken jockey
Rakan 26 Mar, 2025 @ 6:02pm 
you and tj suck
Joltsi 17 Mar, 2025 @ 2:12am 
u have never been leaderboards remember that
bum 6 Feb, 2025 @ 11:22pm 
this guys a g <3
seanb 8 Dec, 2024 @ 11:15pm 
doesnt go for rolling open net up 1
jaxzynn 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:21am 
never q the game again. uninstall while u still can. i genuinely hope the worst for u ggs
bryant 27 Nov, 2024 @ 11:56pm 
We get to my apartment, flustered and drunk. She tumbles into me, "Nice bump!" I say as we fall onto the couch. "Sorry!" she says. "No problem." She opens her purse and hands me a condom, "Great pass!" I say as I unwrap the protection. I slip it on diligently as she watches. "Wow!" she mutters as she sees the full girth of my erected penis. She touches it with one hand and exclaims "Holy cow!" She's never had an anaconda such as my own. I slip it in which forces her to scream "OMG!" Towards the end of the encounter I tell her I'm close, to which she replies "Take the shot!" I do, and she compliments me with "Nice Shot!" I feel accomplished, and a smirk appears on my face.
spicy 25 Nov, 2024 @ 12:18am 
i love you :3
SnickeringSoyboy82 14 Nov, 2024 @ 1:57am 
holy throw wtf
deav 7 Nov, 2024 @ 11:05pm 
Haha whats up douche bag, it’s tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember that cod player you had a crush on? Yeah we’re married now.I make over 200k
ostyn 19 Oct, 2024 @ 1:36am 
signed by ostyn <3
Beam <3 30 Jul, 2024 @ 6:17pm 
that sushi kid is an idiot ↓↓ bottom barrel rando type of idiot
Baglights 5 Jul, 2024 @ 8:36am 
ranked randoms? ur peak is 200 mmr below me. who are u?
sushi 5 Jul, 2024 @ 1:39am 
i will beat your ass please shut the ♥♥♥♥ up
anglelr 4 Jul, 2024 @ 11:11pm 
ranked randoms try not to be obsessed with me challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!!)
sushi 4 Jul, 2024 @ 8:32pm 
also wanted to say can we get this ♥♥♥♥ stain kid out of my state i dont want to be near you at all big boy
Baglights 4 Jul, 2024 @ 5:16pm 
yeah sushi this dude literally thinks hes good but the moment i get this dude off my team i go up 70 mmr xD im sick of dropping to the $hitter elos
sushi 4 Jul, 2024 @ 1:55pm 
baglights right i still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate everything about you
Baglights 4 Jul, 2024 @ 5:56am 
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Baglights 4 Jul, 2024 @ 5:54am 
its ok to think ur not the problem when ur a 1800 peak <3