-Rep penetrated me dry yesterday, didnt even spit

Hey man! Last night I was in the bar and had to drive home, I love speeding so I drove 600 km/h through your neighborhood and "accidentally" hit your mom, your siblings, your dog, etc. They're all dead now, but just wanted to say sorry. Hope we can lay all this behind us and get back to having oiled up hot gay sex. I love it when you fill me to the brim with cumm from all holes.

Sincerely, dad.

reported this guy a few months back for molesting, turns out after the 15th time i enjoy it

I know this guy is an undercover professor at Scout Menace School (SMS)...... I just can't prove it

sliped inside me while sleeping, it was kinda gay

YOU JUST GOT PRANKED BRO
You just got pranked bro, omg you dont even know how pranked you are, it makes me laugh when i think about you sitting there getting pranked so hard you fall out of your chair, it make me laugh out loud the thought of you falling out of your chair,i imagine you getting so pranked you turn gay and homophobic at the same time, it makes me stop for a moment and admire the thought that you will never have the brain to think of that went into this prank. it makes me want to type out this paragraph to show you how i am the alpha male and you are but a lonely alpha sitting in you chair doing you homework that you have trouble doing when i did it in 1 second. you are but a trilobite to me a god, a king know your place in this world you scum of human evolution.