maybe... you have to open the bag first

are they didy chips

can you go to the store and buy chips for me

i...... am didy foid

are u didy blud??? 💀

thx man

dude bless you

yeah ok buddy... *sneezes very loudly*

yeah ok BUDDY... flips hat off head

brother i have never seen you within 20m of a nintendo console

dont even JOKE lad.

i played splatoon bro

that would have drastic impact on the economy...

likely!

i think he would say something like "D'oh!'

that would be rather unfortunate

what if... a person named Homer.... decided to do something that would spill his soda....

Mmm, donuts,,,,,,,,,

doh

Homer drops his donut...

read at least 2 reddit articles for this... tips fedora, scratches 4-chin neckbeard

didnt know i was talking to an expert

so if i was the Greatest Pedophile in Fiction i would make hotdiggitydemon more like calescentArchfiend

officially pesterchum naming conventions usually have an adjective noun structure with actg being the only first letters used for them

idk it could be good as a fan handle

how good is hotdiggityDemon as a pesterchum

pbg on the Chum with the handle groundnutGamester

+rep
they're saying that he knows what they're sayin

this jit cracks medium large

sadly no... this dude with the name "Lil' Jit"? i think that's his name, he ate all the medium large pizzas

can i get a medium large

calling from pizza hut

i dont know maaaaan

why are you friends with TheFaithfulSheriff

told y0u bout stairs brah..... told ya dawwg

ambersable

i literally do not remember who you are but i like your current nick name

FAKE AND GAY

jill is everything okay at home

acting like nothing happened.... SIGHHHH

What's up? :)

jill??????????????

didy copypasta

What if I'm already ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself?Let's do a simple thought experiment:imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go ♥♥♥♥ myself". I may be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself already. I may as well not be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself already. Until my ♥♥♥♥ and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my ♥♥♥♥ enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. Since you have already made the insult, you are now, too, in superposition - you're either wrong,or gay.

yes!

would you love me if i was the Big Stein

didy

foid...

amber particles

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