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1 person found this review helpful
91.4 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Everything Runs on CyberAcme, or nothing runs at all.

Great game, loving the choices and improvements from the closed alpha tests to the open beta server slam that just recently passed. The fact the game is only 18GB and can run on my old ass 1660 Super and 16GB Ram and R5 CPU with little to no hiccups at a steady 90fps is a technical miracle if anything.

Going forward post-controversy almost a year now with the artist who had stolen art being credited as a creative consultant, and with Bungie being masters of their craft when it comes to creating a universe and packing in secrets in every nook and cranny in the maps available; and the ARG's that have ensued before launch and going forward. I'm [all in] with my chips on Marathon.
Posted 5 March.
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2 people found this review helpful
8.9 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
I cried of fear
Posted 11 May, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
22.9 hrs on record (22.3 hrs at review time)
where else can i perfectly acceptable time to whip out my rod and have all my homies comment on how nice it is, that and the fishing eventually of course.
Posted 29 November, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
180.9 hrs on record (36.7 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ Sony. Glad to be here after everything.
Posted 6 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
36.4 hrs on record (9.0 hrs at review time)
Running down to Cuba with a load of sugar
Weigh, me boys, to Cuba!
Make her run you, lime juice squeezes
Running down to Cuba

Weigh, me boys, to Cuba!
Running down to Cuba

O, I got a sister, she's nine feet tall
Weigh, me boys, to Cuba!
Sleeps in the kitchen with her feet in the hall
Running down to Cuba

Weigh, me boys, to Cuba! (Hey!)
Running down to Cuba

The captain he will trim the sails
Weigh, me boys, to Cuba!
Winging the water over the rails
Running down to Cuba
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Weigh, me boys, to Cuba!
Running down to Cuba

Give me a girl can dance Fandango
Weigh, me boys, to Cuba!
Round as a melon and sweet as a mango (Hey!)
Running down to Cuba

Weigh, me boys, to Cuba!
Running down to Cuba

Load this sugar and homeward go
Weigh, me boys, to Cuba!
Mister mate, he told me so
Running down to Cuba (Hey!)

Weigh, me boys, to Cuba!
Running down to Cuba
Posted 4 April, 2024. Last edited 4 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
74.7 hrs on record (73.7 hrs at review time)
Arguably the best GTA to date even with all its quirky bugs and tonal choices in the cultural zietgeist and it's impact in return to culture itself, hoping VI goes this gritty with it's level of depth with its characters.

73.7 Hours Update: "You won!"
Posted 27 January, 2024. Last edited 24 April.
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21 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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39.7 hrs on record (14.7 hrs at review time)
turn around.. every now and then I get a little bit lonely
and you're never coming 'round
turn around.. every now and then I get a little bit tired
of listening to the sound of my tears
turn around.. every now and then I get a little bit nervous-


Pac: Oh, man, I don't wanna die to this song.

-that the best of all the years have gone by..

Dunn: Hey, Irish. You know what kinda fish they have in Baku?

Irish: Negative, Staff Sergeant. Hey, Recker, Recker, you conscious? Get back in the game, man. Stay with me.

Dunn: Nice play, Recker. That was some of the finest driving I've ever seen. Right there until the end. Hit the light, Pac.

Irish: This seat won't budge. You're pinned in, Sergeant.

Dunn: Irish, the worst thing we can do in a situation like this is panic.

Irish: You talk like that, man you scare the crap out of me. Pac, help me move this seat, man!

Pac: We're still sinking!

Irish: ♥♥♥♥! We'll get you out of here, Dunn. You hear me?

Pac: How, man? The doors are stuck shut.

Irish: ♥♥♥♥!

Dunn: This wasn't how it was supposed to happen, Irish. Recker, take my gun. It's yours now.

Irish: What the ♥♥♥♥ are you thinking, Dunn? What the ♥♥♥♥ are you thinking?

Dunn: For the wolf to survive, it's got to chew off its own leg. Fire!

Irish: Negative, don't do it!

Dunn: Now, Recker! Shoot out the window! That's an order!

Irish: Don't you ♥♥♥♥♥♥' do it Recker!

Dunn: Save yourselves! Get out of here.. GET OUT OF HERE!

Irish: This is ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ man, you hear me?!

Dunn: Shoot out the window or you'll all die!
Posted 6 January, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
151.7 hrs on record (33.4 hrs at review time)
Someone bought me this because they told me I was hot, and boy howdy am I HOT for that stupid Vampire. Alas, I can also force my friends to play D&D lite w/ me!
Posted 20 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
66.5 hrs on record (43.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
i mean the worst that could happen is I play this more than life itself no?
Posted 23 March, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
29.1 hrs on record (18.9 hrs at review time)
The point is: If we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's intelligence and personality on one? So I have the engineers figuring that out now. Brain Mapping. Artificial Intelligence. We should have been working on it thirty years ago. I will say this - and I'm gonna say it on tape so everybody hears it a hundred times a day: If I die before you people can pour me into a computer, I want Caroline to run this place. Now she'll argue. She'll say she can't. She's modest like that. But you make her. Hell, put her in my computer. I don't care. All right, test's over. You can head on back to your desk.
Posted 9 November, 2022.
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