Sorry about that battle where I still terribly pwned you. I was in a hurry because...

I glued my balls to my butthole again
(Oh my God) what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Good God, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' yard, oh God
I glued my balls to my butthole again, man

I took a quick look at other comments on your profile and it seems other people have said you have a bad net so it's not cope lol. I never blame net unless it is seriously noticeable.

You hit me from spots i know you wouldn't normally be able to hit me from and i also never get backstabbed when connection is good lol but you can believe what you want.

-w-

hatemail on your profile

I took a quick look at other comments on your profile and it seems other people have said you have a bad net so it's not cope lol. I never blame net unless it is seriously noticeable.

You hit me from spots i know you wouldn't normally be able to hit me from and i also never get backstabbed when connection is good lol but you can believe what you want.

Bringing back the oldschool meta, let's go!

we know why you left hatemail bro no need to cope

Leaving hatemail coz of bad latency... get better internet.

meta slaves in the big 26...

This is 2026

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try harder with your backstep fishing and you phantom ♥♥♥♥♥

are you frying chicken baby? haha just kidding. you make a lot of noise when you pee, i like that

*sus dog gif*

apologies i meant to say doodoo

u look like the kinda guy that pisses when he ♥♥♥♥♥

Life is pretty damn funny, you know what? I don’t ♥♥♥♥ with PK BRO, I don’t ♥♥♥♥ with PK I PULL OUT MURKY I pull out Murky bro! Have you ever seen Murky?! Huhhhh! Ok ok, that did not work. What about this? Did not see that coming, did you? I buff in your face! (In your face!) What about this? (Bout this?) Attack me..! Pressure me bro! I’M TOO FAST! (I’M TOO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FAST) Ahhh!

are you queuing or what, stop wasting my time

password 2411? secret society?

being overleveld is the stupidest ♥♥♥♥ ever, So, lets use the Greatsword as example (but we can run the maths with any weapon you like).
745 AR, +25 Heavy Greatsword, 60 STR

928 AR +25 Quality Greatsword, 99 STR & DEX

Thats a +24% damage increase over 136 levels, and you are calling people out like they faced no challenge because they has 20-30 extra levels (at best a 6% dps increase), **ALL THE WHILE YOU USE GOLDEN VOW+FGS, WHICH IS +22%, YOU ARE EFFECTIVELY GAINING AT LEAST 130 LEVELS (waaaaay more the moment your str goes to 80+).

It's ok to need crutches like powerstanced colossal jump attack spam, spells or consumables, but don't pretend you did it legit while you are drastically lowering difficulty. Also ashes of war range from "situacional dps boost" to "iWin" button, if you use an Ash of war you are the same as the guy who summons.

i'd love to bo9 bud but my only save on vanilla is 139 so either go pw 2411 or go cry about it

just make a 150 to counter 139 bro

i'm playing at 125 with u 139 and u killed me once our of the maybe 5 fights we've had... and u talk this much ♥♥♥♥?

14 LEVELS CRUTCH CHUD

guys can you rate my dark souls 1 build

stop using infinite stamina cheats on arena noob

your ♥♥♥♥ build is not my problem mate

thats twice as much as me lol

brother its 32 endurance what are you crying about lmfao

like why even argue, u don't play at 125 so u got no horse in the race lmao.

nah u just rely on having more stamina. u prob suck at 125

i mean i can beat you regardless lol

ofc u are lil bro

yeah im 139

ur not 125 u have so much endurance

They always criticize g9 but they do the same as him! They use their same build, even in ER, g9 uses double spear they also use double spear! Lapp dresses and build strength hahaha! Good video, tomorrow g9 is going to put a banana in his mouth and they are going to repeat it too. they are ridiculous

gg

狗东西拿个小刺上来就偷袭的野种

but many are lagswitching now.. thats the new cheating methode

its vanilla bro, everyone has bad connection, dont worry about it

sorry bro, bad connection

maybe you was an bad boi ;.)

maybe you was an good boi ;.)

GG

Какого ♥♥♥ ты мне на английском пишешь в стим если ты беларус?

yo I didnt get mad cause of rollcatch. its my welcome to your fatty little friend. Tryhard cheeks of the community. Didnt want to crash you (misclick). But anyways dont want to play with your teammate. Crushed u cause too lazy to block myself

i got BLOCKED by a FEMBOY

i got GOONED by a FEMBOY

Used switch to change positions on me. You can't be both top and bottom.