hi besfren

wocky slush

Your penis is so hilariously tiny if you bought a Hitachi Magic Wand, went on a camgirl website, set up your webcam to just be a closeup of your dong with the head of the vibrator visible, I'm pretty sure you'd make like $3k in donations because no one would even know this difference because even if you gauge its size by comparing it to the clitoris of petite women, rather than the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of other teenage males like yourself, it would STILL be hilariously small by comparison.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

----BEWARE----
This account is a FAKE e-girl. I was chatting to "her" for months and months, and the night we finally video call... fake e-girl. I wish i could erase the image from my head.. the beard, the sweat, the sheer size of... frightening. Unbelievable. I SWEAR I am NOT gay. Everyone else beware of your fate when interacting with this fake egirl...

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