+ rep! is japanesey!!

Hey… wow, you actually look pretty different from your photos. Not bad though, in like a brave way. Anyway I’m glad you showed up - my friends bet me $20 I wouldn’t come, so this is already a win for me. Before we order, quick question… are you bulking right now or do you normally eat like this? I could probably coach you in the gym if you want. $55/hour but for you I can make a $52/hour discount. And don’t take this the wrong way, but you actually remind me a lot of my cousin… same nose shape actually. Has anyone ever told you your nose is kinda big? Anyway, you seem nice. Personality matters more than looks, right? Oh and you’re paying for my bill, right? Since you were the one who agreed to the date.

Hey babe you left me hanging at the ball sack contortion center!

stinkass

Whats all this about beans?
Are you okay?
How did the legumes hurt you?

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