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The camel has a single hump;
The dromedary two;
Or else the other way around.
I'm never sure. Are you?
-- Ogden Nash
Graphics blind the eyes.
Audio files deafen the ear.
Mouse clicks numb the fingers.
Heuristics weaken the mind.
Options wither the heart.
The Guru observes the net
but trusts his inner vision.
He allows things to come and go.
His heart is as open as the ether.
On a morning from a Bogart movie, in a country where they turned b
👽 -- 💙 -- 👹 -- 🐊 -- 🥞 -- 🎁 -- 🎽 -- 🥒 -- 📕 -- 🏓 -- 🔋 -- 🐝 -- 🌏 -- 👾 -- 👑
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then kicked him a few times. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.