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-- Jerry Dreshfield
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Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must
have somebody to divide it with.
-- Mark Twain
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We are not loved by our friends for what we are; rather, we are loved in
spite of what we are.
-- Victor Hugo
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McEwan's Rule of Relative Importance:
When traveling with a herd of elephants, don't be the first to
lie down and rest.
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Gimme Twinkies, gimme wine,
Gimme jeans by Calvin Kline ...
But if you split those atoms fine,
Mama keep 'em off those genes of mine!
Gimme zits, take my dough,
Gimme arsenic in my jelly roll ...
Call the devil and sell my soul,
But Mama keep dem atoms whole!
-- Milo Bloom, "The Split-Atom Blues," in "Bloom County"
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If a thing's worth having, it's worth cheating for.
-- W.C. Fields
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